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One wish - 3/28/2009 11:05:51 AM   
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A man was riding his motorbike along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’

The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would  take!  It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’


The biker thought about it for a long time.  Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?



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RE: One wish - 3/28/2009 11:15:12 AM   
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What is it you ride?

I'm on an antique 1980 Honda CB900 custom, affectionately named Candy.

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RE: One wish - 3/28/2009 11:18:05 AM   
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I've just sold my 1989 GPZ500S and now have the baby - a 1980 CM200T.
British law says you have to be thirteen years old to ride pillion on a bike so I've had to take them off the road.  It makes sense to sell them.


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RE: One wish - 3/28/2009 3:22:50 PM   
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This joke reminds me of the 7 wishes granted by The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) to nerd Elliot Richards (Brandon Fraser) in Bedazzled.  It took several attempts for him to get the wish list just right.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230030/

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RE: One wish - 3/28/2009 3:32:51 PM   
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I still think the Dudley Moore/Peter Cook version's better... although it doesn't have Liz Hurley's legs.

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RE: One wish - 3/28/2009 3:34:14 PM   
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I was hopelessly distracted watching Liz, she is such a stunning woman.

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RE: One wish - 3/29/2009 4:02:50 AM   
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Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled definitely makes me want to be bad...
 
She makes evil very sexy. 

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