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Scottish style - 3/28/2009 11:46:51 AM

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A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
He asks her, "How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?"
"£100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"
She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"
She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!
So he then offers her £ 300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give yee £ 500 to go Scottish style with me!"

Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?" So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after serveral intense hours they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"

The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week".

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RE: Scottish style - 3/28/2009 12:26:26 PM

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RE: Scottish style - 3/28/2009 2:42:31 PM

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Somehow I knew that was coming.

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The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay ye next week".

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RE: Scottish style - 3/28/2009 3:10:25 PM

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Scotsman jokes???

OK, so a Scotsman in full battle regalia: kilt, sporran, and flashes walks into a chemists shop. (Yanks would call it a pharmacy.) He slaps a poor, tired dilapidated rubber on the counter, and says: "Ah'd like an estimate." The chemist, wise to ways of the Scots, examines the poor thing and says, "Well, for reeerrrrollllinnng, reeeepowdderrring, and patching the rreeenttts and tears, 10 pence. For replacement: 20 pence.

The Scotsman stuffs the rubber back into his sporran, announces "Rrriiiight, Ah'll be baaahck!" and turns and stalks out.

A few hours later he walks back into the shop, slaps his 20 pence on the counter and says, "The Rrreeeggiment votes for rrreeeplacement!"

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RE: Scottish style - 3/31/2009 2:37:26 PM

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What do you get when you cross a Scot with an Irishman, someone who likes to drink but does not like to pay for it

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