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FourQ -> Lonely night (3/28/2009 11:56:13 AM)

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booth when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a slave calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She was beautifully slim, had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. I have chains, cuffs, collars, paddles, whips, cat-o-nine tails, manacles, the works! We'll go hot and heavy all night; I'll tie you up, chain you down, spank you, paddle you, and force you to cum.  You'll cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"


She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."





subharlequin -> RE: Lonely night (3/28/2009 12:09:03 PM)

thats to funny!!!! lol




sirsholly -> RE: Lonely night (3/28/2009 12:11:04 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




Vendaval -> RE: Lonely night (3/28/2009 3:03:08 PM)

Over eager for the beaver.[sm=excuseme.gif]




DaddyChess -> RE: Lonely night (3/28/2009 8:34:07 PM)

rookies... sheesh... LOL




rubberpet -> RE: Lonely night (3/29/2009 3:47:55 AM)

Hey, could have been worse.  I called a 976 number the other day and was having a lovely conversation with a delightful woman about whips, chains, and ball gags only to be stunned back to reality when I realized I was talking to my grandma.  That'll kill a boner, I tell ya....except if you're from the backwoods somewhere.




NightTigress -> RE: Lonely night (3/31/2009 1:59:19 PM)

would be a lot cheaper that way, pros are not cheap




Juliannadelion -> RE: Lonely night (3/31/2009 2:12:34 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]




CollaredLisa -> RE: Lonely night (4/1/2009 3:01:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Juliannadelion

[sm=rofl.gif]


Yep... lol




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