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Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 3:13:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss
a strange development. She
has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash
off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells
her not to worry until he gets the tests back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the
doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, 'You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm
wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?'

The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how did you know?'

Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 3:19:42 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 3:22:48 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 3:26:51 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 3:35:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oddly enough I'm not even close to being a fan of Harley's.  They're not remotely suitable for the terrain up here, but I do like diving jokes...... and diving.

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 4:34:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good one! It remindes me of a true story I heard about years ago. In this instance it was the gentleman that had the odd marks on his legs. Seemed to be bruises since they were sore to the touch and his legs ached, but there was no clue as to how he would be getting bruises on his legs. The doctors did blood tests, checked his circulation, and tried various medications all to no avail Finally someone sujggested he set up a camrea in his bedroom to see if there was something going on at night that he didn't realize. To his surprise, and everyones humor, every time he would start to snore his wife would kick him in the legs to get him to quit snoring.

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 5:19:46 PM   
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Oddly enough I'm not even close to being a fan of Harley's.  They're not remotely suitable for the terrain up here, but I do like diving jokes...... and diving.


And you have a 'Diver Down' flag on your bedroom door?

Although I have been facinated with the idea of 'diving' whilst diving...


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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 5:29:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		You're not the only one Wulf.
It's just not the same in the bath and I suspect the local swimming pool's authoritative figures may frown upon it.
I'll just have to take a holiday in the right place eh?


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RE: Harley Guy - 3/28/2009 7:55:20 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/29/2009 12:59:39 PM   
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You're not the only one Wulf.
It's just not the same in the bath and I suspect the local swimming pool's authoritative figures may frown upon it.
I'll just have to take a holiday in the right place eh?



I guess you and I must be the only ones.  My thread on it fell flat on it's face.

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/29/2009 1:00:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why did you ask a mod to pull it, wulfgarw?  I was going to reply and then saw you had added that.

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/29/2009 1:05:35 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 1:46:53 PM   
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Oddly enough I'm not even close to being a fan of Harley's.  They're not remotely suitable for the terrain up here, but I do like diving jokes...... and diving.

It makes me happy to find another biker that does not like Harley's. Vulcans all the way

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 1:52:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well...I'll ride with anyone, and I don't care what they ride. As long as they ride.
As for me...It's Harley and nothing else.

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 2:22:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		.... and He took out His earrings a long time ago.

Any 'green' marks on my thighs are real bruises! (happy girl dance...)

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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 4:57:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NightTigress

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ORIGINAL: FourQ

Oddly enough I'm not even close to being a fan of Harley's.  They're not remotely suitable for the terrain up here, but I do like diving jokes...... and diving.

It makes me happy to find another biker that does not like Harley's. Vulcans all the way


NT, I must confess to being a big fan of Kwaks.  Hence the pic. ;)
I agree that Harley's have a time and place, that being on the open road without bends or bumps and more for long journeys than hedge racing.  If my lid isn't scratching the hedgerows between 50 and 120mph then there's just no fun in it.


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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 5:00:23 PM   
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Well...I'll ride with anyone, and I don't care what they ride. As long as they ride.
As for me...It's Harley and nothing else.

Aye, but you're in the right area to ride a Harley Cuffs.
One day you and hejira will have to stay with Little Og and I, hire a Harley and see what Northumberland has to offer.  You'll understand why they're not suitable for over here.
Additionally, Harley riders over here only ever nod to other Harley owners.  I don't see the need for it.


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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 5:02:19 PM   
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.... and He took out His earrings a long time ago.

Any 'green' marks on my thighs are real bruises! (happy girl dance...)

Go on, rub it in, just because you and Cuffs are the perfect couple!
(no implied hostility to be taken seriously hun... hugs)


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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 7:42:39 PM   
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RE: Harley Guy - 3/31/2009 8:25:44 PM   
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Aye, but you're in the right area to ride a Harley Cuffs.
One day you and hejira will have to stay with Little Og and I, hire a Harley and see what Northumberland has to offer.  You'll understand why they're not suitable for over here.
Additionally, Harley riders over here only ever nod to other Harley owners.  I don't see the need for it.



I would love to.
And you know what...I see that here too. Hey, anyone that waves to me or nods my way gets the same courtesy in return. I don't care what they're riding.

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