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Strange Funeral - 3/29/2009 2:17:53 PM

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Linda stood by and watched as the strangest funeral procession she ever saw passed her. The procession consisted of a woman holding a dog and walking behind two hearses, with a long line of women walking directly behind her.
Curious, Linda walked over and asked the woman to explain the strange procession, to which she replied,
"My husband yelled at me and my dog attacked him and killed him.
My mother in law yelled at me for allowing my dog to attack my husband, and the dog attacked her and killed her.
They're in the hearses."
"Wow!" Said Linda
"Can I borrow your dog?"
The woman answered
"Get in line."

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/29/2009 2:25:51 PM

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Thanks for the giggle!

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/29/2009 3:04:50 PM

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Was the dog a male or a bitch? Inquiring minds want to know.

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/29/2009 6:51:29 PM

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/29/2009 10:24:58 PM

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Yea! Very funny! Thanks Axeman.

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/30/2009 3:01:01 AM

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RE: Strange Funeral - 3/31/2009 12:17:07 PM

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I wonder what kind of dog it is that it can kill two people and still look normal

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