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LaTigresse -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 8:23:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY FR: And the hooker isn't even that good looking! Firm Oh come now..........if she dolled herself up and put a submissive profile up on here with a few photos, she would have pages and pages of emails.

FirmhandKY -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 8:26:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY FR: And the hooker isn't even that good looking! Firm Oh come now..........if she dolled herself up and put a submissive profile up on here with a few photos, she would have pages and pages of emails. hee. A blank profile with no photos that says "submissive female" will get hundreds of responses .... [:)] Firm

rulemylife -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 8:27:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Salome Duh Tham Wow Guy??? Thay...that is theriouth!!! Tho, what happened to hith thongue, thurgery or juth let it heal on ith own? Ith thith going to be on Court TV? Thee y'a [sm=LMAO.gif]

kittinSol -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 8:38:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY A blank profile with no photos that says "submissive female" will get hundreds of responses .... [:)] Tried that trick, have you [8D] ?

SteelofUtah -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 8:56:52 AM)
Odd. It's okay for this guy to have his Tongue Bitten off (Because he is in Advertising basically his Livelyhood) because he's annoying but Sending a Guy to a Nigerian Prison for 18 years is just Over The Top. Seriously where is the base line for you people? Steel

kittinSol -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:08:11 AM)
Huh... no.

rulemylife -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:09:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Odd. It's okay for this guy to have his Tongue Bitten off (Because he is in Advertising basically his Livelyhood) because he's annoying but Sending a Guy to a Nigerian Prison for 18 years is just Over The Top. Seriously where is the base line for you people? Steel I think it's called tounge-in-cheek humor.

subtee -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:10:08 AM)
Are the shams really WOW? I'm greening up my existence, lessening my footprint, but I use way too many paper towels. I heard or read that a dishtowel is one of the most disgusting things in our houses, so what's an alternative to being Bounty-fully wasteful? How would the sham be better? Please wow me!

kittinSol -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:13:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I'm greening up my existence, lessening my footprint, but I use way too many paper towels. OMG, tee, you're such a liberal!

VampiresLair -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:13:56 AM)
laugh the virus on my comp has a sense of humor, I was scrolling on here and it popped open the shamwow page in IE (I am on Firefox, so it had nothing to do with this page)

subtee -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:15:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I'm greening up my existence, lessening my footprint, but I use way too many paper towels. OMG, tee, you're such a liberal! Capital "L"--yep

HandSolo -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:20:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Odd. It's okay for this guy to have his Tongue Bitten off (Because he is in Advertising basically his Livelyhood) because he's annoying but Sending a Guy to a Nigerian Prison for 18 years is just Over The Top. Seriously where is the base line for you people? Steel I think it's called tounge-in-teeth humor. I had to fix that for you.

kittinSol -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 9:24:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HandSolo quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Odd. It's okay for this guy to have his Tongue Bitten off (Because he is in Advertising basically his Livelyhood) because he's annoying but Sending a Guy to a Nigerian Prison for 18 years is just Over The Top. Seriously where is the base line for you people? Steel I think it's called tongue-in-teeth humor. I had to fix that for you. Ditto [8D] .

popeye1250 -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 10:11:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikalsheart That is one rough pic of the Sham Wow guy....i can't stand either one of them!!!!!! and i totally agree with JstAnotherSub!!!! Yeah, he wouldn't clean up too well would he?

FirmhandKY -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 12:47:54 PM)
FR: Couldn't resist. Found a "better" photo of the hooker .... Surely Domi could make a pretty good post about THIS photo! Photo. Firm

rulemylife -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 1:02:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HandSolo I had to fix that for you. Many thanks.

rulemylife -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 1:05:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol I think it's called tongue-in-teeth humor. Many thanks again.

samboct -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 1:11:32 PM)
Thalomay? Thankth fofth the poth, that wath a wiot! Tham PS And given how annoying both Billy Mays and this clod are- should we send get well cards because we miss their annoying presence on the sacred box? I'd rather send the hooker bail and give her a medal for public service.

MarsBonfire -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 4:17:03 PM)
Great. Now I can't watch that commerical anymore without seeing the part where he's ramming his fist onto the sham wow, which is lying on the carpet remnant, to pick up the cola, without envisioning it as the hooker's face that he's beating to a pulp. "No! Wait! Aiiieeee!" "You getting a good close up this, camera guy?" (pound, pound. pound...) "I'm sorry I bit your tounge!" "IT DOESN'T MATTER, BITCH! YOU'RE JUST A HOOKER!" (pound, pound, pound...) "Please...stop." "Look at how it soaks up all that blood, and even picks up the shattered tooth fragments!" Yeah, Firm... your "and she wasn't even that good looking" comment is so funny... Well, I suppose that's true... not any more. Yeah, the prick makes his living talking... and she makes her living being attractive. Now that her face is beaten into hamburger... What do you suppose that does to HER? Oh, right, sorry... I forgot. She's just a hooker... not like she's human or anything. [>:]

slaveboyforyou -> RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute (3/30/2009 4:43:47 PM)
FR: Okay, I'm apparently behind on pop culture. I have never heard of this guy; I've never seen his commercials. Obviously he committed a no-no by trying to lock lips with a hooker, but I fail to see why he deserved to have his tongue damn near bitten off.

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