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ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/29/2009 7:37:34 PM   
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Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/29/2009 7:47:00 PM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/29/2009 8:09:15 PM   
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Too bad she didn't bite it off and silence this annoying jackass for good.


No shit, that guy is annoying as hell.

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 12:31:58 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 12:40:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		There has GOT to be more to that story.

Anyway, I woulda thought the ShamWow guy satisfied himself by jerking off into his ShamWows, not by beating up hookers.

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 1:06:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd hardly think that this was just him beating on some random hooker :P

She did try to *bite his tongue off*.

Since he makes his livelihood talking, that would be a fair thing to get violent over.

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 2:16:29 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 2:38:56 AM   
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lol am i the only one that likes him? though i think i like Billy Mays better


i would damn near pay $1000 to someone to bite billy mays tongue off



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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 4:04:32 AM   
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I despise Billy Mays even more, although that could be just because he's been screaming on tv longer. And, he really needs to quit dying his hair and beard, makes him look as rediculous as he sounds.

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 4:11:56 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 4:30:15 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 4:59:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		heres hoping he was using his product to soak up the blood while explaining to the cops...thats tooooo coooool.

(but that shamwow shit really does work...*chuckle*)

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 5:57:05 AM   
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Billy Mays is not the Sham Wow guy.

Yeah, we know.  See post #7 above.  Billy Mays is MORE irritating than the Sham Wow guy in my book too..............luci

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 6:08:34 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 6:15:33 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 6:40:21 AM   
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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 6:42:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Billy Mays is not the Sham Wow guy.


I know. Hense the "even more".


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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 6:50:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Duh Tham Wow Guy??? Thay...that is theriouth!!!  Tho, what happened to hith thongue, thurgery or juth let it heal on ith own?  Ith thith going to be on Court TV?

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 7:57:32 AM   
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And the hooker isn't even that good looking!

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RE: ShamWow guy arrested for battery on prostitute - 3/30/2009 8:18:14 AM   
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lol am i the only one that likes him? though i think i like Billy Mays better


Billy Mays?

An even more annoying jackass.

Who is this guy anyway?

I mean does he have some claim to fame other than shouting at me to buy some useless junk?

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