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Gifts - 3/30/2009 7:23:44 AM

MissEnchanted

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party .

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday..'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

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RE: Gifts - 3/30/2009 7:56:48 AM

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LOL

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RE: Gifts - 3/30/2009 8:43:32 AM

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I had a feeling that's where that was going, good one.

Thanks.

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RE: Gifts - 3/30/2009 1:23:31 PM

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i love this joke.. no matter how its told.

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RE: Gifts - 3/30/2009 1:25:33 PM

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I think my Dad sent me that one a while ago. His way of saying "I can guess why you've been single for ages. I'll always love you, son"

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RE: Gifts - 3/30/2009 4:02:38 PM

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Cue the theme for American Gigolo.

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RE: Gifts - 3/31/2009 12:30:58 AM

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Hey PeonForHer congratulations! Lucky you! Seriously, at least your father was trying to tell you in a freindly and subtle way that he could accept you as he thinks you are, and will in fact love you no matter what.
Unfortunately there are too many parents that can't or won't do that.

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RE: Gifts - 3/31/2009 5:49:28 AM

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I know. Thanks, M4. He's quite conservative generally, but a good old stick really.

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RE: Gifts - 3/31/2009 9:38:50 AM

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LOL....reminds me of the line from the Dire Straits song...."that little faggot has his own jet airplane, that little faggot is a millionaire"

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RE: Gifts - 3/31/2009 11:10:32 AM

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Thanks for the laugh

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RE: Gifts - 3/31/2009 12:46:56 PM

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