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BlackPhx -> Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 5:50:55 PM)

It takes all kinds but sometimes, they are self correcting..Don't try this at home

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

poenkitten




piratecommander -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 6:12:46 PM)

Clearly the total opposite of "safe sex".(except for the not being impregnated bit)

Pirate




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 6:53:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

It takes all kinds but sometimes, they are self correcting..Don't try this at home

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

poenkitten



The local newspaper was TheBayNet.com.

One letter would have changed it all  "TheBayONet.com".




kittinSol -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 7:06:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

It takes all kinds but sometimes, they are self correcting..Don't try this at home

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

poenkitten



And another 'no limits' couple strikes again [8D] .




BKSir -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 7:12:56 PM)

wow, with any luck this will remove her from the breeding pool. >.<




kittinSol -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 7:20:55 PM)

Nothing that a Sham Wow can't mop up.




BKSir -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 7:22:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Nothing that a Sham Wow can't mop up.


HAHAHAHAHA!  [:D]




MarsBonfire -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 7:57:59 PM)

Idiots. They actually thought that fantasy BS on "fuckingmachines.com" was something they could do at home?




UncleNasty -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 8:25:51 PM)

I get your point MB.

Still some of us are capable of making safe and effective fucking machines. I've been working with power transmission long enough to do such. Proper parts and a serious attitude in re safety.

The folks in the aforementioned story, however, were not good candidates.

Uncle Nasty




lostgirl83 -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 8:44:19 PM)

Im sitting here amazed trying to work the thought process through my head. The only thing I can come up with is "condoms are rubber and they protect me during sex, so if I stick this rubber dildo on a saw blade we should be ok...." That guy should have the saw applied to his penis.




BKSir -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 8:48:33 PM)

I've never really put a limit on the bounds of human idiocy, but this takes the cake.  How could anyone, no matter how stupid or insane, even remotely, for the smallest instant, possibly think that this was a good idea?




Vendaval -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 9:01:31 PM)

This story was posted a couple of weeks ago in the Alternative Lifestyle in the News Section.  There are a whole bunch of funny comments to go with it.




MrRodgers -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 10:46:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

It takes all kinds but sometimes, they are self correcting..Don't try this at home

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

poenkitten



And another 'no limits' couple strikes again [8D] .

Stupid...that's what I call this. Just plain stupid. 




hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 11:47:02 PM)

What's sad is that I know of a couple of guys here in my local area who frequently talk about building similar "devices" for use on their various partners.....
 
(and the ones who talk about it wonder why I won't go within 30 feet of them.... )




Vendaval -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/30/2009 11:49:33 PM)

"Hey y'all, watch this!"




CollaredLisa -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/31/2009 4:40:38 AM)

Gosh, that's stupid.




Irishknight -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/31/2009 5:55:53 AM)

AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK.......




subboi3382 -> RE: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (3/31/2009 11:39:33 PM)

lol i knew those things looked dangerous




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