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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 11:15:28 AM   
SteelofUtah


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I don't like doing the obvious ones so instead I decided just to screw with my Family.

Sister: Went to a Charity Store and bought all the alarm clocks they had. Plugged them in and wound them up 17 in all and set them on 15 minute intervals starting at 3:35 Am and then hid them in random placed in her room. Around 4:30 she figured out all the plug in ones but had problems finding the 2 Battery Operated ones and the 4 Old Style Wind up Ones with Bell and Internal Buzzer.

Older Brother: HEAVY Sleeper. Syran Wraped him to his bed while he slept and Stapled His Comforter to the Bed Slats Above me (Bunk Beds) I thought the Stapler would wake him but he didn't even Stir.

Younger Brother: Tied all his Shoe Laced Together with Slip Knots and Bowline Knots (Yeah I was Kinky even Then) Filled his Baseball Glove with Saddle Soap and replaced his Shampoo with Salad Dressing.

Dad: Removed all the TV Remotes and Opened up the TV Console and Removed all the Manual Buttons (I was Grounded for a Month, and after that he made me fix all the electronics in the house)

Uncle: Removed ALL the tires for all 6 of his Vehicles and Left them on Cinder Blocks (Almost Got Caught, a Police Officer came rolling by and thought we were stealing them when I informed him of the GAG he said fine but that we had to stay and wait till my Uncle got up and that he would be watching and that we had to put all the tires back on. not as fun when you have to put all back on.)

Have a Fun Filled Day

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 1:34:55 PM   
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I live with a person that is unnaturally attached to the tv remote. Gets nervous if it isn't either in his hand or nearby. Constantly channel surfs. Has been known to switch channels during a commercial break and forget to go back to the programme he was initially watching. Gets pissy when reminded.

I secretly got another remote! It works equally well and he hasn't got a clue I have it. I sit in an opposite corner of the room, usually working or playing a game on a laptop. This time of year it is cool in the house and I am surrounded by pillows and a big soft blanket, along with two dogs and a cat. I can easily position the remote where he will not see it, and switch channels on him. It will drive him batshit crazy!!

Payback for an OD on college basketball.


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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 1:44:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		LaT, don'tcha know anything about men, this isn't considered an unnatural act 

We have two sky remote controls and did this with my stepfather last year, you're going to have a blast doing this. What was even funnier is that he sat there with a glazed look on his face and continued watching without a clue that the channel had been changed. We, on the hand, busted a gut from laughing so hard and when he got angry, it wasn't b/c he had noticed we'd changed the channel (not just once either) but that we were laughing too loud for him to hear the tv! Have fun tomorrow.


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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 1:46:27 PM   
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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 1:59:56 PM   
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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 2:16:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		the prank i most remember was my brother switching the contents of the sugar bowl with salt.  my dad used to drown his cheerios in sugar before eating them.

that was hilarious till i got the beating for it.  *shrugs*  pretty much businss as usual at my house growing up.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 2:27:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		April Fool's in our house as we were growing up would be crazy. As kids, we just had no idea how dangerous some of the pranks we pulled could be. My father had a habit of opening a can of coke, drinking half and then putting it back in the fridge to have later that day. One year we waited for him to open a can and put the half drunk can back in the fridge, once he'd gone back out to work in his garage we tipped out the coke and then filled it with strong pickling vinegar and waited. He came in all hot and sweaty, opened the fridge and grabbed his can for a long gulp of cold coke only to wind up on the floor a moment later fighting for breath. What started out as innocent fun, turned into panic at the thought we'd killed him. Once he recovered we got the beating of our lives.

It didn't stop us playing practical jokes though and the following year we were getting another beating for glueing our nan's false teeth together. 

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 5:02:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		One of the best was brushing my daughter's hair, using a hair spray.  Well, a spray on color (black) on her hair (blonde)   washable, yes....

Took her two hours to figure it out!  :)  


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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 5:14:08 PM   
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You all make me SO happy that these sorts of things were completely not allowed in my house growing up, as well as the schools I was in.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 3/31/2009 5:30:30 PM   
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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 4:04:37 AM   
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Happy April Fools day everyone. And damn, thanks Merc! And thanks to everyone else who contributed, as well... this thread goes to show that, if you want ideas for some good April Fools pranks, ask a bunch of Sadists.



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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 4:18:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		I took a friend to a very fancy restaurant and had a hidden plate of "dinner" made of play doh that I gave to the waiter.  God love him, he put it on a fancy plate, dribbled sauce around it, put a litte sprig of parsley on it and voila!  My friend yelled out "It's PlayDoh!"   I had to get up and assure the rest of the patrons that their food was not in fact playdoh.  Everyone was a good sport about it.

What to do today?  hum dee dum... Well I can't do anything to the M's... they will get me back ten fold.  But there is that 17 y.o. um who ate all my cookies awhile back. hmmmmmmm.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 4:50:20 AM   
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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 5:33:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think Google has a prank going of their own right now with its Gmail login page (I haven't tried it being logged on).

Visit gmail.com and read up on their AutoPilot email autoresponder technology powered by CADIE. If you're a techie, geeky, nerdly type of person you might enjoy it. The CADIE blog page reminds me a little bit of might have happened if "hampster dance" (the original) stayed around long enough to build its own blog or MySpace page.

Enjoy.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 5:37:19 AM   
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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 5:45:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		That CADIE thing is hilarious - I'd forgotten it was April 1st earlier this morning, and of course I COMPLETELY fell for it. Nice work, Google  .

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 5:59:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
i thought the joke was about the gball

I hadn't heard about that one so I did a Google search (why not?). It's apparently an Australian-only thing as it comes with an Australian top level domain. I haven't read through it but I will. :-)

I'm guessing Google has a number of things up its sleeves for each one of their different domains. All it takes is a bit of time to go hunt them down throughout their corporate sites... if one has nothing better or more interesting to do.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 7:13:28 AM   
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A whole bunch of us called in sick today, from the shop... and the shop lead bit into it. The big guy upstairs is in on it, we had to let him know what's up - but so far the lead man thinks he's going to be all alone for the day, with a real busy schedule.


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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 7:28:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

tie a rubber band around the spray nozzle in the sink. Aim it forward. 


i'm totally using this today. thank you.

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RE: April Fool's Jokes - 4/1/2009 9:27:00 AM   
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Think geeek got me this morning, I figured most of their email, but there was one item I really wanted to not be a April Fools Joke
http://www.thinkgeek.com/
can anyone guess which one?
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