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lilmissdefiant -> A deleted "Twilight" scene (3/31/2009 4:36:21 PM)

Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she's into the kinky stuff.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237



MadAxeman -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (3/31/2009 4:44:24 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



VelvetCruelty -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (3/31/2009 4:49:56 PM)

[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif] funny stuff!



SteelofUtah -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/1/2009 9:46:03 AM)

I used this same line in highschool ALLLLLLL the time.

Only it was I was a Tortured Artist and While in the Thralls of my Tortured Artistic Mind I was only able to truely express my artistic self through Hardcore Bondage and Anal Stretching. You know what's funny. If you just ask 100 women "Hey wanna do it in the Butt" the law of averages says one or more is bond to just say "Sure why not."

Steel



RealSub58 -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/3/2009 9:56:02 PM)

funny crap !!
 
will we someday read this scenario from a sub crying about her dom wanting the "butt job?"  And should she cuz she's a virgin ?? 
 
LMFAO !!
 
I will probably think of this when I next get my butt job. Must remember to tell Sir before hand so I am not laughing as he has his primal ecstasy!



kinkienesss -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/4/2009 9:55:18 PM)

lol [:D][:D][:D]



LLH -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/5/2009 1:01:59 AM)

[sm=lol.gif]LMAO!!! 



rubberpet -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/5/2009 8:35:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilmissdefiant

Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she's into the kinky stuff.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237


Hey, what gives?  You said kinky...what was kinky in that clip?  Butt sex?  Please...Mistress and I call that foreplay.  [:D]



NightTigress -> RE: A deleted "Twilight" scene (4/21/2009 1:38:34 PM)

mm butt sex, not kinky but mm still great



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