tazzygirl
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had to look this up... but its a piece by Andy Rooney. perhaps your answer might lie within... lol
After age 40--a man's view of a woman! Could also apply to over
50, 60, and 70.
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.)
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger
woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't
trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attr acted to her
friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good
wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You
don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants and velcro runners making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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That was effin' hilarious!!
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