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Marriage - 4/1/2009 9:25:16 AM

FourQ

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Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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RE: Marriage - 4/1/2009 9:28:30 AM

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LMAO!!!!

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RE: Marriage - 4/1/2009 9:30:12 AM

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I didn't think it would be too long before you replied to that hun.
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RE: Marriage - 4/1/2009 9:31:27 AM

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Funny stuff!

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RE: Marriage - 4/1/2009 11:04:43 AM

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lol... I've seen a similar one before, but not this good.

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RE: Marriage - 4/1/2009 1:20:50 PM

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Cue the theme song for Al and Peg Bundy -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Acyo_cTFho

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