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RCdc -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 12:01:12 AM)
Darcy is jamming the cords as I type. I'm just looking forward to the infamous 'garter' photograph. And no, I am not hinting who is wearing it. However, I can confirm that 'OK' has offered a substantial sum. the.dark.

Vendaval -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 12:16:37 AM)
I am watching Billy Idol videos for wedding music ideas. [:D] Flesh for Fantasy, Cradle of Love and of course, White Wedding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FT3u-lhg4

dreamofthemoon -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 1:52:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b As some of you may know, two people who are known to everybody on both sides of the Atlantic have become close of late, which has been very touching for all of us in the know... Therefore I am proud to announce that MadAxeman and FourQ are getting together in a civil partnership witnessed by Bear which will take place on Saturday 4 July 2009 at 3pm at St Paul's Cathedral in London, UK We have chosen July 4 as it is a very memorable date. This will make history in the UK as the first ever gay marriage in Britain. The ceremony will be officiated by myself (as Madame Ratfinger) subject to confirmation and Mercnbeth sorting things out for me in the Vatican when they come over in June. Everyone is invited to attend, dress code is fetish wear, leather, biker, drag and alternative. Anyone who has any objections may address LadyEllen. The Wedding Coordinator is Vendaval. Photography by Darcyandthedark and VampiresLair, wedding cake by Aneirin. Your MC will be Dnomyar. Darcy and Madaxeman will be performing for one day only as The Greater Soul Band. There will also be The Pirate and Monkey Magic Show. Axeman will be given away by his daddydom BOUNTYHUNTER and FourQ to be given away by his daddydom Ravenmuse. Maids of honour: kittinsol, LadyHib, DRH, WinsomeDefiance. Catering by poenkitten and serving by marksfantasygirl and the chaosforgers (wiggling and jiggling for optional fee). Wedding blog run by wandersalone. Honeymoon will be in Wisconsin arranged by BitchGoddessD. Flowers by MissMorrigan. I hope you will join me in wishing these two outstanding members eternal happiness and love. Further appreciation can be shown at http://www.gaymangifts.co.uk/ Oh my... Max, you sneak! Announcing it like this... i had to think after reading this thread all the way through til now, but it's true, isn't it? Not an April Fool's joke. FourQ, i don't know you that well, but gosh garn it, lol. Well, on the one hand, i'm hurt you didn't just didn't come right out and say it in the first place. i'm good at keeping secrets like that, and it wouldn't have bothered me. On the other, i'm sitting here with a huge grin on my face happy that you found someone here! A lifetime of joy and happiness to you both!!!!!! [:D] On the third hand, sigh... another wedding i won't be able to attend. But i'll be there in spirit. nodnod On the fourth, i guess i shoulda known, huh? Well, the gay part, not the wedding part. i guess my gaydar wasn't going off loudly enough this time. [8D] ~ dreamy

NorthernGent -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 2:47:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Come inside NorthernGent we have loose women in tight tops The vicar?

MadAxeman -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 3:09:14 AM)
I realise that 'come inside NorthernGent' could be misconstrued. It was simply an invitation to join the festivities and make free with some trollops.

NorthernGent -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 3:22:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman I realise that 'come inside NorthernGent' could be misconstrued. It was simply an invitation to join the festivities and make free with some trollops. The invitation is much appreciated, and now that we've established that the vicar is a loose woman with big swinging tits in a tight top, I'm assuming you won't mind if she sucks me off at the alter while you two boys are exchanging wedding vows.......just as well the other side of my sign states: "but I'm prepared to turn the other cheek where bribed with women and wine". I mean, you wouldn't want me in the stalls when the vicar asks: "does anyone have any objections?"......."ahhhh, it's a load of old, bollocks.....MadAxe isn't even gay....I caught him wanking over an early 1980s photo of Sheena Easton in the toilets 10 minutes ago".

MadAxeman -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 3:42:29 AM)
She was hawt. I bought a guitar off her guitarist. The whole band found her distracting it seems. Crap music though to be fair.

KMsAngel -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 3:49:24 AM)
Q, i resent the fact that you flirted outrageously with me and didn't reveal to me then that your interest in submissive women was merely a way to get us to introduce you to our single male friends/doms/partners friends. i've been reading the radical honesty thread sniffle you've hurt my feelings.

mugwump -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 3:52:20 AM)
ok - are we going to have a reality tv style selection process for bridesmaids?? Would it help my chances if i told you i was double jointed?? :)

MadAxeman -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 4:14:21 AM)
We'll begin with a few pictorial applications to my inbox to thin out the 'no chancers'

mugwump -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 4:37:32 AM)
sent :) i humbly, meekly and - might i remind you, double jointedly, await your response. [;)]

ChainGoddess -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 4:48:11 AM)
OMG. This is such great news.[sm=alien.gif] AxeMan, you had confessed to me that FourQ had reached the parts of you that other bikers had not reached but I thought it was just cheap sex 'cause you were so easy. I had no idea that you had become so close. There is joy in my heart now, may you guys be blessed with lots of little AxeQs. [sm=friends.gif]

MissMorrigan -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 5:28:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman We'll begin with a few pictorial applications to my inbox Max, for crying out loud, unless the vicar (I can see a 'Police Academy' moment with NorthernGent in attendance) is kink aware and a lesbian I can see nothing but blue lights and a postponement if you insist on showing evidence of your 'rosebud'.

persephonee -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 5:36:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure i need to quit sending out tit pix. i turned 2 more men gay. oh wait! Bear, Max and 4Q... how much will you pay for me to continue to send out tit pix? There's got to be a silver lining here somewhere. Titties, Titties everywhere!!!...Where are my pix????? (no one tell her im already queer til she sends them) Congratulations you handsome devils...i shall attend, but i need to contact my daddydom in Nigeria and see if he can send the cash for my ticket.

suhlut -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 6:22:15 AM)
It's ALL beginning to make sense now. i asked and asked..and questioned myself.. over and over.. looking hard into the mirror every day.. "Why doesn't He like me.. want me.. How CAN he RESIST my charms..?" "Well DUH..Sherry" i now tell myself.. "He is GAY!" now i feel so free.. no longer chained to my doubts and needing to look in my mirror to question myself.. So yeah.. thanks Q..for stealing Him away... i couldn't think of a better match.. and amazingly feel NO catty feelings of needing to scratch your eyes out..like i would have..if Ya had been a chick. And you are right... MaX is one hell of a man.. lucky you! MaX.. i just beg one favor... PLEASE.. since i can't make it to the ceremony.. PLEASE.. mail me back a piece of SilverMarkMeatloaf.. That holly is cooking up? i'd LOVE to sink my teeth into that. ~kisses!and well wishes! ~sherry

BlackPhx -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 6:31:57 AM)
Suck it up FourQ...I figured y'all would like something that was strictly a U.S. delicacy to go with the rest of the menu... Lets see... Gator Tail with Red Beans and Rice Nutria Ragondin Sausage Jambalaya Maryland She Crab Soup Roast Lamb (whole) Roast Suckling Pig (whole) Baby Spinach Salad ( have to keep their strength up) Red Curry Green Curry Haggis Hollys Holiday Meatloaf Parsley Garlic New Potatoes Vendaval may I suggest adding "I wanna Do bad Things with you" by Jace Evrett http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9osYNb5jmGQ poenkitten

MadAxeman -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 7:17:52 AM)
We can bring down a wild haggis by firing the meatloaf at it. I was never completely resisting your charms Sherry. Just haggling over the cost.

kittinSol -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 7:31:02 AM)
Holy shit, I just realised I was to be made of honour. Please, MaX, no scratchy tartan. Let's stick with pink organza.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 7:32:28 AM)
ponders the possibilites of getting a passport in time Hey Mad - would there be a role for me to play if I bought a ticket! I could be the tight woman in a loose top (or no top)

MadAxeman -> RE: July 4 2009 (4/2/2009 7:35:00 AM)
Is your organza pink too? There will be plenty of serving positions. On the knees is a favourite.

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