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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 3:19:40 PM   
piratecommander


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ok - are we going to have a reality tv style selection process for bridesmaids?? Would it help my chances if i told you i was double jointed??  :)




You mean you didn't enter the reality tv style talent show we started arranging last month message me and we'll mail you a copy of the terms and conditions, you'll have to be quick, the wedding couple are freeing up the time in the hectic run up to judge this in person and I have to vet all the applicants for suitability because I'm the only judge with the time and lack of compassion required.

As it happens,your being double jointed may really help your chances and you get to be in the wedding youtube clip as well as being part of the souvenir ringtone.

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 3:32:17 PM   
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Just had a sneak preview of FourQ's outfit for the day ... wow!

Not allowed to say much more because Axeman can be persuasive and it would be bad luck if he gets to see it before the day.

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Does this mean that Greedy will be the official wedding planner/coordinator?  I kinda think that MissMorigan should be the official kilt inspector for this festive occasion.


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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 4:53:33 PM   
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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 5:38:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		i wanna be the official stalker of the wedding party. i want to be the one who tries to gate crash. or check the kilt fit ahead of time.

does this mean that pirate gets to restrain me?

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 8:06:59 PM   
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Can we save the bunfighting until we are all naked and actually have buns in hand please?


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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 8:08:03 PM   
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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 8:58:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fine....I'll just inspect the buns.

*fondles MadAxe's buns*

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/4/2009 9:01:05 PM   
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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 12:49:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, if I can't have the ... groom...errrrr...bride....errrr....whatever.....I wanna be a bridesmaid too!!!!!

I'll even buy my own dress!

Eeeermmmm...I'm supposed to be dressed, I take it?




Definitely need a hat though.  Can't do a wedding without a hat. 

OMG - I'm having a hat crisis!!  

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 1:54:59 AM   
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Maybe I'll put a hat on them and name it dnomyar.

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 1:58:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, a wedding this big and fanciful will have plenty of roles to fill and titles to claim.  Maybe we could have a jello wrestling match once the bar is open?

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 2:17:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		And splurge guns, Bugsy Malone style. All that whipped cream can serve as lube for the randy and carefree...

I'll bring the glace cherries.

And Lady Hib, the most important thing about checking the kilts is the sporans, have you ever delved into one of those furry codpieces? I'd need help and two pairs of hands are always better than one We should askVen to make kilt wearing mandatory for all the boys.


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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 6:48:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Of course I would be more than happy to be the tissue bearer, something so wonderful needs a tissue bearer.

I can also offer my services of being head of mobile phone conferencing so any that cant make it can hear it, its the least I can do.  I have it down pat now and of course I would make sure that the phone did get in a pic or video or two so you can absolutely say you were at the wedding.

I so do well at taming groomzilla's.......wait who is the groomzilla and who is teh bridezilla....I'm all confuzled.  okay dont laugh this is nothing new. LOL

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:01:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm laughing not at you, Sage, but at the Groomzilla/Bridezilla reference. Damn funny. Why have I now got an image of big hairy legs peeking out from underneath a satin white wedding gown? Has a beautician been appointed? 

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:20:16 AM   
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Eeeermmmm...I'm supposed to be dressed, I take it?
Clothes? We have to wear clothes?

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:33:36 AM   
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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:38:42 AM   
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Oh, wait....

A quick question though Holly - before I volunteer for the jello wrestling, are you making the jello?  No reason......*wanders off to find crash helmet, just in case*

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:39:37 AM   
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I'm laughing not at you, Sage, but at the Groomzilla/Bridezilla reference. Damn funny. Why have I now got an image of big hairy legs peeking out from underneath a satin white wedding gown? Has a beautician been appointed? 


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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:53:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		First of all congratulations you two, kazza wishes you happiness and a long future together. she wonders if a live feed would be possible so that those who cannot attend could watch the ceremony.

she's confused though as she was under the impression that subtee has pledged to marry LaT. kazza also doesn't understand what is so bad about holly's cooking, is it really that bad?

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RE: July 4 2009 - 4/5/2009 7:59:10 AM   
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