RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!!

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DarkFury -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 8:55:57 AM)
I volunteer the cub as a contestant in this contest I am going to be in soooooooooo much trouble when he reads this [&:] - Bear

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 11:50:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: heartcream I hear the ones who are Super Bad dont have time to write about it. Is that really true? I dont think I agree but that is what I heard. Why you boys competing so hard to be the baddest? subs are so dumb. We Doms must continually strut our stuff. I am the peacock of the Dom world. C'mon gurl...Stroke my plummage. If we don't continually spew out the depth of our domlitudeness it just might go unnoticed. Then why even bother to grow a mane? Obviously you were not paying attention. Did you not see that I have a... Jay...Oh ...Bee? Truly a rarity amongst us Domly types. There are many other aspects of my Domship which I have not even begun to parade about. domiguy, currently the leader of all that is Domly.

LaTigresse -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 11:51:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ooh... LaT vs Domi..... breaks out the popcorn Notice how he disappeared? What a chicken Undomly thing to do! We know who rules!!!! Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:04:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ooh... LaT vs Domi..... breaks out the popcorn Notice how he disappeared? What a chicken Undomly thing to do! We know who rules!!!! Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa I am going to proclaim my Domship over all of the women of CM. Anyone can rule over the willing. I am going to metaphorically squarely plant my flag twix some hawt lesbian domme/sub poly relationship. Only the most Domlyesque of men could take those twat tweaking inclined women and make them his own. I'm done with you hetero subs....Like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm moving on to more of a challenge. I will from this day forward control the uncontrollable. Tame only the wildest of horses and whores. My stable will consist of nothing but khaki sporting subs. Let the short haircuts, the Etheridge inclined, the wife beaters come unto me. You will all kneel at my feet and look with new eyes upon my grace. For I am domiguy, lord of the dykes. Come to Domiguy. King of the Doms.

LaTigresse -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:07:56 PM)
Oh motherfucker, I just snorted water through my nose. I am immune, I wear no khaki! (hell I struggle to spell khaki......) Metaphorically and squarely huh...

DemonKia -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:11:57 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=applause.gif] [sm=applause.gif] [sm=applause.gif] Holy, Jeezly, Krow! This thread is turnin' out to be a hoot . .. . . . Any of that popcorn left?

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:11:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Oh motherfucker, I just snorted water through my nose. I am immune, I wear no khaki! (hell I struggle to spell khaki......) Metaphorically and squarely huh... Get used to it...Next time it won't be water. Come to Domiguy.

LaTigresse -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:17:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Get used to it...Next time it won't be water. Come to Domiguy. Ya, it'd hafta been tequila..........looooooooooottttttttttsssssssss of tequila. On yer knees bitch.

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 12:27:55 PM)
So...The Dom-off finally begins. Are there no other challengers who deem themselves worthy?

heartcream -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 1:41:06 PM)
*jumps on the shoulders of 6'5" Dom hanging out on the sidelines to better watch the Peacock Parade wondering when it is going to begin, cups eyes with hand to peer down the street for the strutting to approach. Nothing coming so cranes head to side, candy floss, chili dogs any thing to munch on?

CountrySong -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 2:52:39 PM)
[image]http://10.184.80.152/www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]Wow a J O B makes you a domly dom!!! Shit! Now I'm going to have to redo all of those plans I had for after I have financial freedom this summer and pay off my home this winter! [image]http://10.184.80.154/www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] I was so looking forward to being able to spending all of my time doing things like - horseback riding, camping, hiking, swimming, hanging out with friends, attending events and play parties, building a family! But a Dom has do what a Dom has to do - keep the JOB - OhTay! [image]http://10.184.80.153/www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image]On second thought - forget that! I'm going to have fun! I've earned it! And if that is not Domly enough for eveyone. Well I'm sure I'll find someone who wants that life style! [sm=LMAO.gif]

LaTigresse -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 2:56:58 PM)
Yep, you gotta keep working for da man.

kazzaslave -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 3:12:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I'm done with you hetero subs....Like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm moving on to more of a challenge. I will from this day forward control the uncontrollable. Tame only the wildest of horses and whores. My stable will consist of nothing but khaki sporting subs. Let the short haircuts, the Etheridge inclined, the wife beaters come unto me. You will all kneel at my feet and look with new eyes upon my grace. For I am domiguy, lord of the dykes. Come to Domiguy. King of the Doms. Ummmm domiguy, you do realise that with this statement you alienated a huge source of votes don't you? goes to vote for LaT kazza

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 3:43:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CountrySong [image]http://10.184.80.152/www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]Wow a J O B makes you a domly dom!!! Shit! Now I'm going to have to redo all of those plans I had for after I have financial freedom this summer and pay off my home this winter! [image]http://10.184.80.154/www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] I was so looking forward to being able to spending all of my time doing things like - horseback riding, camping, hiking, swimming, hanging out with friends, attending events and play parties, building a family! But a Dom has do what a Dom has to do - keep the JOB - OhTay! [image]http://10.184.80.153/www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image]On second thought - forget that! I'm going to have fun! I've earned it! And if that is not Domly enough for eveyone. Well I'm sure I'll find someone who wants that life style! [sm=LMAO.gif] Hmmmmm....You wield a mighty pen my friend ...A strong play and a masterful stroke. Yet for some reason I feel that with all of this free time on your hands is it possible that your brain has slightly atrophied? A twue Dom needs not only monetary wealth but the strong asset base of a grand sense of humor. So many take themselves way too seriously on this thang. I could be off base, but I believe you have missed "the spirit" of my post. I do believe that having a...J...O...B.. is important and it seems from my weekly subbee reports that many out here, shall we say, are lacking in that department. Not a very Domly trait if I may say so. I did peruse your profile and I see that one of your limits is "perm damage." Very important for a country fella to realize this cuz I've seen the hair do's and dont's of them country subs. Now if a life of leisure and a poor sense of humor are all that you have to offer I conclude that I am still the King of Kings. However, I have misread my opponents in the past and you should not be overly daunted by my assessment especially if unfounded. Shall we dance? (domiguy warily circles Country Song looking for a weak spot upon which to strike) Hard to concentrate on Country Song with a fucking Dionne Warwick tune rattlin' round my noggin'(...Don't tell me what it's all about 'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love?....) Domiguy, still reigning lord of the dance, subs, slaves,bis,dykes and Doms. Please hold your applause till all of the contestants have been announced.

vincent63 -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 3:48:27 PM)
Domiguy,,im severly disappointed,,,Tupac would have pulled a 4 5 and busted a cap into the competition... i recommended you change your Avatar

domiguy -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 4:05:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vincent63 Domiguy,,im severly disappointed,,,Tupac would have pulled a 4 5 and busted a cap into the competition... i recommended you change your Avatar The avatar stays...Something in the TOS is clear about busting a cap in your rivals ass. I don't think my "Dear Mama" or Mod11 would approve either.

CountrySong -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 4:55:31 PM)
Oh no Domiguy a life of leisure is not what I have to offer - if they want leasure they have to earn it. As my profile says. As for humor - I have been told by many a sub that I have a great sense of humor. For example just last month a sub told me - "You want me to do what?" I told her and she replied "Your funny!" Yes, many a sub has told me I'm funny. But I always explain to them that "My looks don't count for everything." [image]http://10.184.80.153/www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image] Plus - I write cowboy poetry which often has a humoruos bend to it. [image]http://10.184.80.153/www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image] I deem that I may have to conceed the contest however as I have checked my closet and I could not find one silken robe. Leather chaps, leather vests, leather jackets, leather boots, leather flogs, leather whips, Carhartts, jeans, shirts, etc. But not one silk robe. I did however find some velvet - black velvet even though I don't drink. Which I will no doubtedly have to pass around to some of those poor hetro subs that you have alienated as per kazza's post because they will be so depressed that they can not hang with a true Domly Dom and will have to hang out with mere mortal Doms like me. I also found no Dionne Warwick. So no doubt I am quickly falling behind. In my humble defense - I do write erotic poetry and subs seem to like when I make a poem up on the spot while playing with them to describe what I'm going to do to them or some fantasy they dream about experiencing and whisper it into their ear while I play with them. Worse comes to worse there is always George Straightjacket to fall back on and play or even Kenny Chesty. However, I will have to conceed to LaTigresse. Anyone who could snort tokillya (tequilla) through her nose is defacto tougher than me. (I wonder if she does the worm also?) Plus, she has a nicer looking horse and a wicked sense of humor. LOL

vincent63 -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 5:01:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: vincent63 Domiguy,,im severly disappointed,,,Tupac would have pulled a 4 5 and busted a cap into the competition... i recommended you change your Avatar well,then i do hereby sentence you to a chorus or 2 of "california love" as penance for your sins The avatar stays...Something in the TOS is clear about busting a cap in your rivals ass. I don't think my "Dear Mama" or Mod11 would approve either.

Rule -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 5:06:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CountrySong ...I make a poem up on the spot... So do. I wanna poem - about poem making on the spot If'an you do not, then you haven't got What it takes to apply the words In metres that soothe us domly lords. Edited to add: if those lines suck, it is because I dunt have any poetry sense.

DemonKia -> RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! (4/3/2009 5:13:14 PM)
That whole direct-confrontation-competition thing is not in my bag o' kinks, but I do dearly enjoy all o' the Dominantly Dominants duking it out, good fun, mightily entertaining from the sidelines . . . . .. I'm here to cheer y'all on . . . . .. [sm=cheerleader.gif] & this thread gets my vote for most entertaining of the day . .. . So far . .. . . [sm=rofl.gif] Since laughter is in deed the best therapy by far, thank you for the meds . ... . . . Best, The Demon, Kia

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