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Courtroom transcript - 4/2/2009 6:33:46 PM

Andalusite

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Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!

Defence Attorney:
Why ever not?

Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young
man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/2/2009 7:03:49 PM

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Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 2:56:50 AM

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LOL! I would have shot him, too!

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 3:53:52 AM

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 6:30:23 AM

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Good going for the little old lady.

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 6:58:36 AM

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dont piss off lil ol women, lol Im gonna be such a cantankerous old bag(not far to go)

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 7:24:17 AM

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I'm 45 and already there

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RE: Courtroom transcript - 4/3/2009 8:10:47 AM

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What MissM said!!

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