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DameDarkness -> Night Off (1/28/2006 12:04:03 AM)
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Night Off
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised
their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he
pleased since they would be out until quite late. The couple went to
the ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the wife told her
husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home
and finish some work for the next day. The husband responded that he
had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people
who were his new business partners.
So, the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the
couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very
seductively. She asked him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved
forward and whispered in his ear:
"Take off my dress...."
"Now, take off my bra."
"Next, remove my shoes and socks."
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted:
"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired."
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