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sirsholly -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 4:30:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum I'm looking for a Dominant Christian Bale. Anyone have one laying around? Sorry trapped. I just let him out of my trunk this evening. found that spare set of keys...did ya?

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 4:47:33 AM)
(Fast Reply) Screw those mundane & stupid barbie-doll fantasies, they lack imagination & reach, ingenuity & twue ambition . . . . lol I want me a whole stable / harem / whatever of 'ken dolls' (I believe in dreaming big): Bill Hicks (yeah, he's dead, but so what, this is my fantasy), Cary Grant, Trent Reznor, Jason Mewes, Ewan McGregor (anyone see 'The Pillow Book'?), John Stewart, Liam Neeson, Keanu Reeves, both of those cute Wilson brothers, & Spike & Prince Nuada (from that other thread), & Gary Oldman, & both of the South Park geeks, & . . . . I could do this all day (I got a little list . . . . . [8\|] ) Oh, & I want them to all be bi-switches who are exclusively devoted slaves to my gloriousness . .. . . I'd also like for my slaves & me to live in perfect harmony for at least the next 2,000 years, & I wanna live on space ships & space stations & moon bases, & I wanna have zero g sex, & I wanna have a special spherical play room with trampoline walls for having zero g sex, & I wanna invent the necessary bungee-bondage that will facilitate having zero g sex . . . . . (smirk . . . I spend way too much time thinking about sex in a micrograv field . . . . . lol) & a thousand years after I die, I wanna be bigger cheese than Shakespeare is today . . . . [sm=rofl.gif]

Rule -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 4:57:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie the raccoon that slips in through the cat door at 3 in the morning, knows that I like the TV on until I fall asleep, makes crepes every Sunday, and doesn't mind when I complain about her Mother. If I had a cat door, I would welcome such a raccoon too - provided that crepes are pancakes. (Are crepes pancakes? I wanna raccoon that can and will bake pancakes.)

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 5:04:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rule If I had a cat door, I would welcome such a raccoon too - provided that crepes are pancakes. (Are crepes pancakes? I wanna raccoon that can and will bake pancakes.) [:)] Crepes are a thin pancakes, typically with more egg in the batter, & they're generally fried or sauteed rather than baked . . . . . For a while now I've had a personal rule that I'd only acquire pets if they could (a) hold a day job, & / or (b) make coffee, but if there are crepe-making raccoons out there I'm gonna have to change my criteria . . . smacks forehead . . . again!

DesFIP -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 6:13:28 AM)
FR I've been disqualified. If a raccoon starts coming in through the pet door, I'm nailing it shut. Besides indoor cats have much longer lives.

favesclava -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 6:24:27 AM)
damn ! everything but Pamela's skin color, oh and talking about my mom. my mom kicks ass!literally. plus already taken. damn i hate when opportunity knocks and i'm on my knees doing something![sm=rofl.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 6:43:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP FR I've been disqualified. If a raccoon starts coming in through the pet door, I'm nailing it shut. if the little bastard cooks...i am letting him in 'cept i don't have a pet door

manxcat -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 7:15:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vincent63 so, since this is purely wishful thinking , im looking for jennifer love hewitt,who loves DaddyDoms, loves the mountains, knows how to skin and dress out a buck, is a crack shot with a rifle.pistol and shotgun, makes great biscuits and gravy, eats her steak bloody rare, can run a trot line, looks fantastic in jeans boots and harley tshirts, not only knows how to ride a bike but knows how to fix one, and was a stripper/pole dancer at one point in her life,,,,,and lights my cigarettes without being asked,,,oh, and gives sensational backrubs,and is an absolute snugglebunny, and can run the rack in a game of 9ball while drinking a bud with tequilia shooters oh,,,,and not only carries a straight razor and knows how to use it, but isnt afraid to use it when the time seems appropriate Shame for you i have more of a Marilyn Monroe bod and am Domme[:D]. I never had spare parts when i tore down my sporty and put it back together. A couple of my ex bf's club bro's used to come to me for advice. ....and i have been known to attack 6'+ men with my bare hands in defense of friends, so no need for a straight razor, but now that i am older (and a tad slower) i do wear a neck knife i am not afraid to use. 'course you might not want to give me shots of tequila - i fit all the songs - my clothes fall off, and i wake up next to strange cowboys.[:D] and i don't even like cowboys[8\|] Hey DemonKia, I'm with you, all the way. manxy p.s. good luck with the college thing vincent. it is loads more fun when you are old enough to appreciate it. ________________ Artists make lousy slaves. -Jodi Jensen

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 12:23:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: manxcat Hey DemonKia, I'm with you, all the way. manxy ________________ Artists make lousy slaves. - Jodi Jensen Hehehe, it's that insidious Heinlein influence, I've never been the same since he corrupted me in my 'dissolute youth' . . . . . evil chuckle Oh, & great quote . . . . .. Slave-artists & artist-slaves = herding cats, lol

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 1:48:08 PM)
Oh I totally want the zero-g sex!

kazzaslave -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 1:49:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia (Fast Reply) Screw those mundane & stupid barbie-doll fantasies, they lack imagination & reach, ingenuity & twue ambition . . . . lol I want me a whole stable / harem / whatever of 'ken dolls' (I believe in dreaming big): Bill Hicks (yeah, he's dead, but so what, this is my fantasy), Cary Grant, Trent Reznor, Jason Mewes, Ewan McGregor (anyone see 'The Pillow Book'?), John Stewart, Liam Neeson, Keanu Reeves, both of those cute Wilson brothers, & Spike & Prince Nuada (from that other thread), & Gary Oldman, & both of the South Park geeks, & . . . . I could do this all day (I got a little list . . . . . [8\|] ) Oh, & I want them to all be bi-switches who are exclusively devoted slaves to my gloriousness . .. . . I'd also like for my slaves & me to live in perfect harmony for at least the next 2,000 years, & I wanna live on space ships & space stations & moon bases, & I wanna have zero g sex, & I wanna have a special spherical play room with trampoline walls for having zero g sex, & I wanna invent the necessary bungee-bondage that will facilitate having zero g sex . . . . . (smirk . . . I spend way too much time thinking about sex in a micrograv field . . . . . lol) & a thousand years after I die, I wanna be bigger cheese than Shakespeare is today . . . . [sm=rofl.gif] Wow Kia you don't spare anything in your fantasies do you? looks impressed kazza would like all that (they don't have to be bi though) but she doesn't have room in her apartment. Could she move in with you instead? kazza

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 3:39:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh I totally want the zero-g sex! Now hold on here....zero G sex may not be all that great....fluid exchanges....highly precise electronic devices....floating moisture....electricity...etc. Then again, there is that whole titties floating in space thing.....fluffy....mounding....nipples with no gravitational exertion.... Okay...here's the deal....if we have sex in space....we can't cum....too dangerous...BUT!!!!!!! On re-entry....just as we land....let it all fly.....yeeeeeehaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Spyorting for our country. I'd do that for you. (And I'd do that for my country). Why? Because I'm a giver. *Because I care.*

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 3:57:44 PM)
The floating titties thing did cross my mind, but I did a pull-stretch and I STILL have completely unobscured vision AND breathing. Don't you think chasing little semen globules would be fun?

DarkFury -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 4:12:05 PM)
All depends on how fresh they are.

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 7:08:28 PM)
[sm=rofl.gif] Awesome & most excellent! You guys totally get the idea . .. . & I don't want sex in some chintzy ass space shuttle, I want an orgy on board Serenity with the gravitational stabilizers turned off, ya know, during one of those long lonely routes where the Cap'n doesn't almost die . . . . That's at a bare minimum . . . . . & better is 'Dungeons In Space' (trademarked, soon to be a major motion picture, not valid where blue laws still apply . . .. ) Dedicated play spaces designed to accomodate whatever body fluids the participants care to shed . . . . . When I envision the future I generally expect (& receive) that all our techs improve, gradually or jerkily . . . . I imagine the HandiWipes of the year 2872 will prolly be quite impressive, or whatever . . . . . You get my drift . . .. My current favorite technology-improvement-I-want-right-now stomp foot is the Fuck / Fetish / Servant / Bot 3000, the one with built-in polygraph so it knows just what I want as soon as I want, sometimes before I even realize . . .. . Not only will the various FuckBots directly serve us in obvious ways, but they will also serve us indirectly by removing many / most of the obnoxiously anti-social from a great deal of interaction with those of us who're more socialized . . . . . All the creepy men & women who act like they only want some automatronic RealDoll, gone, off in their little closets, not bothering those of us who actually enjoy other human beings . . . . Well. Mostly. Ya know, my lil fantasy. Anyways. Did I say I think about this stuff a lot?

DarkFury -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 7:15:53 PM)
And such a lovely fantasy DemonKia.

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 7:33:03 PM)
Thank you, thank you . . . . bows all around . . . . . I spent 30 years dreaming & all I got was this freaky imagination . . . . lol But seriously, bottoms being required to slurp up their jizz gets a whole new angle when the jizz does not obediently follow gravity down to the floor . . . . lol Or, picture a kinda spherical room with trampolines built into as much of the wall surfaces as possible & bungee-bondage . . . . lol . . . . Hell, even a padded room in zero g takes on a whole new allure . . . . & just think what judicious use of waldoes in a micrograv environment can do for a physically disabled dominant . . . . . . Hehehe, if I ever grow up, I wanna be a combination of Hugh Hefner & George Lucas . . . . May the kink be with you, young Jedi . . . . lol

DarkFury -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 7:36:20 PM)
Well if you are going to be the George Lucas and Hefner, then I'll be the Happy Hooker of DS9.

DemonKia -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/7/2009 10:19:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kazzaslave Wow Kia you don't spare anything in your fantasies do you? looks impressed kazza would like all that (they don't have to be bi though) but she doesn't have room in her apartment. Could she move in with you instead? kazza Certainly, y'all are welcome into my fantasies if you like . . . . You, too, DarkFury, in whatever guise suits you . . . . [:)]

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