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Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/6/2009 1:20:18 PM

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Three vampires walk into a part. The first one says "I have a mug of blood". The second one says "Same for me", while the third says "I will have plasma".

So the bartender says "Right, that will be two bloods and a blood lite."

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RE: Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/7/2009 8:15:41 AM

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I figured they would go for "Blood-weiser".

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RE: Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/7/2009 8:16:23 AM

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RE: Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/7/2009 5:45:13 PM

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After the first one walked into the bar you would think the other 2 would have ducked.

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RE: Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/11/2009 12:24:01 PM

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I think there have been too many bar jokes, I was thinking the same thing as subrob

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RE: Three vampires walk into a bar - 4/11/2009 5:16:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: VeryNastyDom

Three vampires walk into a part. The first one says "I have a mug of blood". The second one says "Same for me", while the third says "I will have plasma".

So the bartender says "Right, that will be two bloods and a blood lite."

(Don't give up your day job)

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