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LookieNoNookie -> I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:41:15 PM)



Titties....they're absolutely wonderful.

They should make them as available as Pop Tarts.  3 for a quarter....fabulous things.

I love them....I will never tire of them....I think they're as wonderful in the Spring as they are in the Fall....I would like 12 on my shelf, and 4 on my dashboard....I think they should be required to (manipulate to) operate a motor vehicle, I'm concerned that there aren't enough of them, I believe strongly in the 37th amendment which states (and I quote) "more titties...less beer"....

And, I sit silently....with no animosity towards those who have not flaunted....(but I respectfully appreciate those who have....and may I say...I encourage those who have a preponderance)....

Titties....a good thing....more titties....less beer.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:43:08 PM)

Dude.  You really need to get laid.  Or something. 

I am free this evening...




Lockit -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:53:14 PM)

lol LH... laid or smothered... or maybe even a titty whack upside the head!  (Why do I keep thinking the three stooges and that bald one making that funny sound?)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:54:09 PM)

I am totally built for smothering!  It's a close to breath play as I get![8D]




VelvetCruelty -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:58:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie



Titties....they're absolutely wonderful.

They should make them as available as Pop Tarts.  3 for a quarter....fabulous things.

I love them....I will never tire of them....I think they're as wonderful in the Spring as they are in the Fall....I would like 12 on my shelf, and 4 on my dashboard....I think they should be required to (manipulate to) operate a motor vehicle, I'm concerned that there aren't enough of them, I believe strongly in the 37th amendment which states (and I quote) "more titties...less beer"....

And, I sit silently....with no animosity towards those who have not flaunted....(but I respectfully appreciate those who have....and may I say...I encourage those who have a preponderance)....

Titties....a good thing....more titties....less beer.



LMAO!!!  Hurrah for the lover of TITTIES! [sm=banana.gif]




DarkFury -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 4:59:00 PM)

*snort*




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:00:49 PM)

Wha?  My bearbear is *snort* ing me?  Are you suggesting that I am NOT made to smother?  You DID look at my ass while you were fastening my dress, right?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:07:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Dude.  You really need to get laid.


No one has ever spoken more true words.

(I gotta believe there's something in the stimulus package for me).




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:08:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

lol LH... laid or smothered... or maybe even a titty whack upside the head!


I believe my lawyers have indicated that titty whacking is within my contract rights.

My people will be in touch with your people.







kazzaslave -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:18:17 PM)

Ohhh here's an idea......National Tittie Day!!!!

kazza




DarkFury -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:28:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Wha?  My bearbear is *snort* ing me?  Are you suggesting that I am NOT made to smother?  You DID look at my ass while you were fastening my dress, right?


nah not me...too innocent.




sappatoti -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:29:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
Titties....they're absolutely wonderful. ...


I just need to clarify something here...

You are writing about female titties and not the m(an-b)oobs. Correct?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:30:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkFury

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Wha?  My bearbear is *snort* ing me?  Are you suggesting that I am NOT made to smother?  You DID look at my ass while you were fastening my dress, right?


nah not me...too innocent.



I understand.  The bewbage overwhelmed you.  Perfectly natural response. [:)]




Lockit -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:33:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

lol LH... laid or smothered... or maybe even a titty whack upside the head!


I believe my lawyers have indicated that titty whacking is within my contract rights.

My people will be in touch with your people.




Middle men?  Oh... cool... I like mulitples! 




DarkFury -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:33:06 PM)

Plus I was being a perfect gentleman.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:34:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkFury

Plus I was being a perfect gentleman.


That was never in question!  I don't strip off in front of just anyone, yanno![:D]




kazzaslave -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:35:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkFury

Plus I was being a perfect gentleman.


*snort*




DarkFury -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:36:57 PM)

Oy vey...kazza just snorted me!




kazzaslave -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:38:12 PM)

rotfl well it was warranted bear....




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanna say one thing.... (4/6/2009 5:44:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kazzaslave

Ohhh here's an idea......National Tittie Day!!!!

kazza



YES!!!!!!

I was visiting a friend of mine in the hospital this weekend....heart attack...sad story....looking for his wing....."heart attacks....------------>", and then I saw "Breast Center" (naturally....I was intrigued).

Very large dilemma....go see my friend who was dying...may never see him again....or go to the Breast Center (where destiny, understandably called).

I felt sick about it all day Sunday but....I went and saw my friend.

Motherfucker lived too.

(I'll never forgive him for that!).




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