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Wheldrake -> RE: Your Penis is SO Small... (4/10/2009 12:58:31 PM)
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Some of the ideas in this thread are funny, and wicked. Here are several of mine:
1. Is that a genital wart, or are you just happy to see me?
2. I've got nothing against men who are a bit androgynous, but that's ridiculous.
3. Other guys must envy you. You could get an erection at the most inappropriate time, and nobody would ever notice.
4. I was thinking of making you write "sex toy" on it, but it looks like I'll have to think of something shorter.
5. I'll bet a girl could ride that thing to anticlimax after anticlimax.
6. That's very nice, but does it come in a more normal size?
7. I know some men like to make up nicknames for their cocks. We could call yours... [choose one] Tiny Tim, Mr Imperceptible, Frodo Baggins, Harmless Howard, Diminutive Dan, Shrinking Violet, The Little Engine That Couldn't, Needle in a Haystack (if he's got some pubic hair), The Millimetre of Manhood.
8. Did you change your mind halfway through the sex change operation, or something?
9. Go ahead, show it to me. [Pause. Small sigh.] Oh, you poor thing.
I should hasten to point out that I've never had any of these things (or anything remotely similar) said to me, and that I don't even find this form of humiliation play especially exciting. I like to think of myself as Mistress' treasured property and plaything, and mockery usually just makes me grit my teeth in irritation. Also, there is no part of my anatomy that has its own nickname. This post falls squarely into the "Wheldrake couldn't resist" category.
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