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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prosti... - 1/29/2006 9:52:42 AM

DameDarkness

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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take
them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression
is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little
friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO,
THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The
first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard
on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the f...king bed."

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RE: Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two pr... - 1/29/2006 10:14:10 AM

windy135

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hahahaha that's a good one!!!

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RE: Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two pr... - 1/29/2006 8:09:19 PM

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Poor dwarfs...

So... which two were they? Doc? Sneezy? Dopey?

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