DameDarkness
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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
In my
favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers
in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private
concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost an
Arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years
later he won a gold medal in track and field events
in the
Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years
Ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and
she rode a
horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour.
All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde
hair
and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together
and
Now she's a senator from New York.
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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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