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constriction -> Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 9:16:51 AM)

Who's up for it?



They announced "baconlube" on www.baconsaltblog.com on March 31, as a kind of April Fool's gag. In three days, they got well in excess of 500 requests for the bacon-scented (and flavored) personal lubricant and now say they intend to make the stuff: "The people have spoken and apparently they want this to be a real product. ... So stay tuned!"

Jumping through hoops that range from board-certified gynecologists to the Food and Drug Administration, Esch said they hope to roll out the new product within about 60 to 90 days — and maybe even draw Stewart's moneymaking disgust again.

"This is like a really bad joke that went way too far, that you find out the joke's really on us, because people want to buy it," Esch said. "A lot of people."


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FelineFae -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 11:37:34 AM)

i wanted to make a bacon scented candle for men... just as a mind f*** though...




DavanKael -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 12:13:34 PM)

Bacon smells great but as a lube...eew!  [:'(]
  Davan




MidnightKat5000 -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 12:29:22 PM)

All I can say is it's about damn time.




MrCapricorn -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 8:10:27 PM)

Guess that will give a whole new meaning to the statement "Make'in Bacon"




Joseff -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/9/2009 8:29:23 PM)

Glad to hear it. However perfection has already been achieved. I refer to bacon chocolate, which is now available.
Joseff.





FriskyBiscuit -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 11:14:54 AM)

I nominate polish sausage as the next flavour




Kaiel -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 3:47:47 PM)

is that turkey bacon or pork bacon ?!




LadyPact -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 6:01:32 PM)

Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.




camille65 -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 6:03:42 PM)

Ew.
Ew.
[&:]




SomethingCatchy -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 7:51:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.



This will be difficult, since I've already got one that likes to stick a cold nose in unmentionable spots when you've got your back turned. She's sneaky like that.




Joseff -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 7:58:25 PM)

OK, I couldn't resist....Why not just use bacon grease, any self respecting southern kitchen already has a supply on hand.




LadyPact -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/15/2009 8:26:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SomethingCatchy


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.



This will be difficult, since I've already got one that likes to stick a cold nose in unmentionable spots when you've got your back turned. She's sneaky like that.


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constriction -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/21/2009 1:31:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.


Well done. I was trying to think of a tactful way to make that point.

I'm waiting for the first report of someone being chased by stray dogs... I suppose it might not be wise to use while camping.

Imagine someone going to a party after a quickie and trying to restrain the laughter as people ask "Why do I keep smelling bacon? Is someone cooking bacon? Did you just eat bacon?"




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/21/2009 4:49:14 PM)

The ultimate aphrodisiac!




AngelGeena -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/21/2009 4:52:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

Bacon smells great but as a lube...eew!  [:'(]
Davan


ditto




subboi3382 -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/22/2009 1:24:02 AM)

lol[:D]




Fitznicely -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/22/2009 1:27:53 AM)

I'm convinced Baconlube is the final proof that we're in the end of days and the devil rules the planet.

Either that, or we know what Dubya's doing, now he's not in the big house...




SnowRanger -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/22/2009 5:54:58 PM)

I'm out!




camille65 -> RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. (4/22/2009 5:58:20 PM)

Huh. I think bacon lube will be some kind of hard limit for the vegan subs?




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