DemonKia
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Joined: 10/13/2007 From: Chico, Nor-Cali Status: offline
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Absolutely agree with LaTigresse, above . . . . Want to add my own little twist on this . . . Gonna try to keep it reasonably short, but as I like to say, I don't come in an abridged version . . . . lol The Demon, Kia's Not-So-Fabulous Secret To Getting Employed: Note that this only applies to positions for which one has reasonable qualifications & expectations, ie, non-engineers applying for engineering jobs, or non-nurses applying for nursing jobs are outside my purview . . .. . Also, this method is most effective for jobs you really really want. It's also best if you have a number of potential employers to approach. Are you ready? Drumroll please . .. . . Be willing, nay, eager to do any (legal, safe) job they give you, even if it's sweeping the floor or cleaning toilets, literally or metaphorically (do some research ahead of time so that you have some knowledge of what kinds of stuff is going on with that particular job / employer -- most people are more than happy to bitch about what they hate doing in their jobs . . . . .); &, be willing & able to offer up a week or two's free internship, so they can see what they're getting relatively risk-free . . .. Ta da . .. . . Add patience & persistence & casting your net as widely as you can, & you should find something, sooner or later . . .. . I once had no paid employment experience & needed to get a job. The ability to spell & all that only gets you so far, as LaTigresse testifies above . . . . I used the above 'secret' to get a day job that I really wanted (working in a small publishing house) with success . . . Further clarification? I may need to find a day job in a few years, so I've been contemplating which jobs I could actually want, as opposed to those I could tolerate . .. . . (The following is actually serious, tho' I know I lack credibility in the non-silliness department, but trust me when I say my usual issue is an excess of seriosity . . . . lol . . . . Anyways . . . . ) Sex toy store employee is very high on my list of day jobs I would enjoy . . . . I will prepare a resume & cover letter, in which I will attempt to convey my joyous willingness to mop floors, answer phones, & engage in other low-totem activities & to even give them a week or two free to see if we're a good fit . . . . . I will send this out (suitably adapted) to all the sex toy shops, adult bookstores, strip clubs, adult publishers, etc, in a coupla large urban areas where I am interested in relocating, seeking after sales & customer service positions or receptionist jobs, for which I'm almost over-qualified, hehehe . . . (I may even add some book-keeping skills to my repertoire in anticipation, but that's wandering into a separate topic . . . . ) I expect to get decent results, tho' it may take some time; when I got the aforementioned publishing company job it took several months, but I live in a small town with a horrid job market . .. . While I applied to many jobs I didn't really want, it was the returning over & over to the one I really wanted, & letting them know I was willing to do an unpaid internship that finally got my foot in the door . .. . . Hope this helps . .. .. If you have any questions, just ask . . ..
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