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LookieNoNookie -> I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 6:32:13 PM)
..."We guarantee you'll sleep with a married woman tonight!!!!" I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that* and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!*"

thornhappy -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 6:51:35 PM)
That sounds like craigslist! Really, just for fun I was reading personals over there last night and jumpin' Jehosaphat! They was practically all married! (the men, at least..) Not that they'd admit it - though a bunch did.

Aylee -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 6:55:09 PM)
I could have been an ad for one of those Las Vegas Wedding Chapels. Was it signed "Elvis" or "The King?"

FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 7:02:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that* and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!* If you get that line of guarantee, could you forward it to me? Because I would pay good money for that. M

kazzaslave -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 7:14:36 PM)
Looks confused Sleep, what's that? Is it a good thing? kazza

DrkJourney -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 7:16:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie ..."We guarantee you'll sleep with a married woman tonight!!!!" I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that* and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!*" If you promise to share this wonder drug, I'll contribute to the fund and then some....I'd love to get some of that mysterious sleep that people are always talking about

DrkJourney -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 7:20:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy That sounds like craigslist! Really, just for fun I was reading personals over there last night and jumpin' Jehosaphat! They was practically all married! (the men, at least..) Not that they'd admit it - though a bunch did. LOL...omg...someone from here suggested I try craig's list...I did...first of all I tried twice and after 30 mins my ad was pulled...not sure why it was waaaay tamer than the ones I saw...nothing bad in it at all....and the ones that did respond....ALL married or in a relationship and didn't mind telling me, nor did they mind coming right out and saying they only wanted a one night stand...so I guess we all know what the guys think of the women who use that site....lol They don't have to worry about me ever going back....lol

thornhappy -> RE: I just got an email that said..... (4/10/2009 7:23:05 PM)
Yup. And now I know where the "Desparately Seeking" blog gets its photos, too.

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