Race car driver

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VeryNastyDom -> Race car driver (4/13/2009 6:23:18 AM)
The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked. "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'" "What's wrong with that?" asked the driver. "Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, 'who the hell left the garage door open?'"

RacerJim -> RE: Race car driver (4/13/2009 7:12:45 AM)
Good one, VeryNastyDom. :-) As a former long-time and quite successful amateur sportscar road-racing driver I often had the pleasure of reaping the spoils of victory...taking a cute sexy young girl for a victory lap then home to bed with me. :-) On one occassion I was awakened very early the next morning by her hand caressing my hard-on. "Since you race around right turns as well as left turns, do you enter backdoors as well as frontdoors?", she whispered in my ear. "I sure do.", I whispered back. :-)

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Race car driver (4/13/2009 5:42:45 PM)
ROFLMAO........[:D]

kinkienesss -> RE: Race car driver (4/14/2009 11:07:17 AM)
lol

MrFester -> RE: Race car driver (4/14/2009 4:26:17 PM)
Nice...very nice...demented sense of humor you have,....thankfully.

NightTigress -> RE: Race car driver (4/16/2009 10:09:26 PM)
cute

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