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dom_dotcom -> Sure dark in here... (4/13/2009 12:27:26 PM)
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A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet before he is spotted.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She pushes her lover into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there. The little boy says, 'Sure dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again. Boy: 'Sure dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip off your friends like that... that's way more than those two things cost brand new! I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
In church, the Dad pushes the boy into a confessional and closes the door.
The little boy says to himself, 'Sure dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again! You're in MY closet now!!! [&:]
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