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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a pink "Save the Whales"hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the savage grasp of a roaring 10 foot brown bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, three Republican loggers came racing up.One quickly fired a .300 magnum into the bear's chest, killing it instantly.
The other two reached up and gently pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then two of them placed the bear onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "He may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, how is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
kitten, giggling cause TheEngineer shared this one...which was sent by his former MIL
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