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Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/14/2009 10:03:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And... drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked:

1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again!!
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/14/2009 10:06:06 AM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/14/2009 10:58:13 AM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/14/2009 4:38:35 PM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/15/2009 10:54:18 AM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/15/2009 11:11:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aw hell, TRAVEL naked, there'd be no worries about concealed weapons! It would be DAMNED uncomfortable to hide a firearm in any body-cavity, and the detonator-wires running up the butt-crack to that C4 "toy"  would be a dead give-away. Imagine how fast gate-checkin would be without having to empty pockets and get magnetometered. That laptop you travel with would serve whole new purposes too!

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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/15/2009 2:34:49 PM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/16/2009 4:32:14 PM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/16/2009 4:36:51 PM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/16/2009 7:33:46 PM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/17/2009 4:51:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Saratov

  Will there be pic's posted here?


Noooooo she won't be, you guys don't deserve that, lol


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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/17/2009 10:29:39 AM   
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RE: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked - 4/17/2009 3:27:01 PM   
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