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Yikes! Those crazy fortune cookies "In Bed" a... - 4/14/2009 8:03:49 PM

FangsNfeet

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Today it reads: You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble "in bed."

Uh, ummmm, ehhh, all I have to offer is condoms, lube, and advice. Anything else and you'll be needing to get it from somewheres else.

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RE: Yikes! Those crazy fortune cookies "In Bed&quo... - 4/14/2009 8:12:47 PM

ShaharThorne

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"Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you" IN BED!

That was months ago and I still miss my Alexis so much (separated for the time being).

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Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: Yikes! Those crazy fortune cookies "In Bed&quo... - 4/14/2009 8:24:02 PM

SteelofUtah

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My Fortune Cookie.

"That Wasn't Chicken"

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RE: Yikes! Those crazy fortune cookies "In Bed&quo... - 4/16/2009 4:43:10 PM

NightTigress

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This is also fun to try on Joans pop bottles

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RE: Yikes! Those crazy fortune cookies "In Bed&quo... - 4/19/2009 4:15:54 PM

DaddyChess

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You can never have too many friends....

Admiration must first be attained through humility...

The joys of life are within your reach...

Ok, I'll stop...

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