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Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 9:41:22 AM   
slaveluci


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The Black Bra Society:

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress and, of course, I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
What's for dinner, Batman?'

luci

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 11:24:15 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveluci

What's for dinner, Batman?'


I hope she made something nice for dessert!

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 11:38:02 AM   
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This is the best laugh I've had in a while!! Thanks, Slaveluci!!

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 2:30:01 PM   
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lol

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 3:33:59 PM   
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I hope he was ready to duck and cover, I would so have slapped him 

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 8:26:44 PM   
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Ok that made me laugh out loud, which I haven't done in quite some time.

Really good one, thanks for sharing!!

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/16/2009 8:42:59 PM   
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drinking his dinner for the next few weeks through a straw

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RE: Black Bra Society - 4/19/2009 3:53:56 PM   
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LOL  batman... talk about ignorant...

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