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VeryNastyDom -> Sam's Funeral (4/18/2009 2:23:21 PM)
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Sam had a terminal disease and had set aside $30,000 for his funeral service. After the service, his widow and her best friend were talking.
"It was a very nice service Susan, I am sure Sam would be pleased"
"Yes, it was lovely. I think it was just want he wanted."
"May I ask how much all this cost?"
"Oh, I spent the full $30,000 that Sam had set aside"
"My, that seems expensive. Where did it all go?"
"Well, the funeral home was $6,500, I donated $500 to the church, I spent $500 on refreshments for the guests, and $22,500 for the memorial stone."
"REALLY? $22,500 for the memorial stone? How big is it?"
"Oh, about 2 carats."
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