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DarkSteven -> Hey, female submissives! (4/18/2009 10:14:55 PM)

Here's a role model for you:  woman is shot in the head, but makes time to make tea for the cops.




YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/18/2009 10:42:46 PM)

Yeah, i dunno if i've got that level of dedication. i think i'm in trouble.




CalifChick -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/18/2009 10:57:06 PM)

I wonder if the cops said, "I need tea like I need a hole in the head."


Cali




sirsholly -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 4:18:39 AM)

that is one tough woman




favesclava -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 5:31:00 AM)

made me think of one of my favorite bugs bunny episode with Pete Puma. How many lumps? then the part where pete says i dont like tea. tea gives me a headache.




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 5:36:53 AM)

Yeah, you never find a guy with that kind of dedication...   Castrate them, fine!   But not a single one with a gunshot wound would stop acting like a baby and go make me some coffee.  [8D]   M




DarkSteven -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 5:55:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

Yeah, i dunno if i've got that level of dedication. i think i'm in trouble.


Don't worry, sweetie.  Just sign up for the DarkSteven Slave Training Course (fully accredited by the Roissy Accreditation Dungeon) and your dedication will be wonderfully improved....




Fitznicely -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 5:59:18 AM)

Ok, so I'm neither females, submissive or suffering from a gunshot wound, but last year O/our open flue gas boiler decided to back up and try to kill us with Carbon Monoxide.

My girl passed out and started having convulsions, which I woke her up from. I got her and our two unmentionables out while calling the emergency services and turning the gas supply to the house off.

The family was taken to hospital for treatment. I had to wait round for another two hours while the fire service made the house safe. They were gonna leave it open, so I had to stay to lock up before going to hospital myself.

Blood tests revealed we both had upwards of 20% carbon monoxide in our blood. At 30%, you go into coma and eventually die. And I'd sat around getting no treatment with 20%+ poisoned blood for two hours afterwards...

How did I feel while this was going on? Euphoric. Adrenaline's a weird thing.

BTW, not blowing my own trumpet, here. It's long enough ago to be nothing more than a funny story. Still bloody glad to be alive tho[:D]




intenze -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 6:55:21 AM)

yes Fitz but did you make them tea? LOL




Fitznicely -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 7:06:19 AM)

Yanno, I kinda wanted them not to hang around too long LOL




intenze -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 7:45:33 AM)

Imagine that LOL[sm=doh.gif]




subangi -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 7:57:14 AM)

I am usually the gal who offers drink and sometimes food when someone comes over to repair or hook up something. 
I had carpet installed, and asked the guys if they wanted something to drink.
They were sipping there pop, and the one guy asks, "so ,  do you have any naked pics of yourself in the bedroom?"
I was stunned and couldnt think of a reply, and then blurted out something stupid..." oh, you mean like showing half your ass everytime you bend over?"
What an idiotic comeback,  but, I think twice now before I offer anyone drinks. 
Maybe I should have offered them tea. 




PhilaMale1958 -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 8:16:11 AM)

subangi,

It was a kind gesture to offer them something to drink. Your thoughtfulness trumps the stupid comment, and you had a good comeback that took the edge off with humor of what otherwise might have continued to be an uncomfortable situation.




subangi -> RE: Hey, female submissives! (4/19/2009 8:24:57 AM)

Thank you PhilaMale.  That was sweet to say. 




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