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This Just In! - 4/20/2009 6:31:37 PM   
Crush


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Status: offline 		So sayeth "The Chosen One":

"I didn't authorize attacks on the pirates...I thought it was A TAX on the pirates!"

Wow, Somalia as the 51st state?



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RE: This Just In! - 4/20/2009 9:52:38 PM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/20/2009 11:06:35 PM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 12:13:41 AM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 12:16:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		I dont think it's the water, Stella.. I think it's inbred....

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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 1:43:30 AM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 6:13:58 AM   
Crush


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It is just a joke....no different than the same kind of zingers that were laid about Bush, Clinton, or Reagan:

"And, of course, of course, now the real pressure is on. President Bush only has three days left to respond to Hurricane Katrina." --Jay Leno

"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" –Bill Clinton, reacting to a survey of journalists that ranked the Monica Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century

"There is a power struggle going on between President Reagan's advisers. Moe and Curly are out. Larry is still in."


Geeze, grow a funny bone....





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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 6:44:31 AM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 5:14:15 PM   
Crush


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I mean, if we can't pick on our leaders and make fun of them, we are really in a world of hurt yet to come....especially when they make it so easy :) 

I personally believe in a "two term limit" for them all.... one term in office and one in prison, both of equal length...... (where did I put my dang "Joke" smiley?)






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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 5:28:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Crush

So sayeth "The Chosen One":

"I didn't authorize attacks on the pirates...I thought it was A TAX on the pirates!"

Wow, Somalia as the 51st state?




*ahem*
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RE: This Just In! - 4/21/2009 7:45:57 PM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/22/2009 3:58:35 PM   
Crush


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Guess I should have put "The Anointed One"

And yeah, it should have read "Somalia as the 57th state"



< Message edited by Crush -- 4/22/2009 3:59:30 PM >

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RE: This Just In! - 4/22/2009 4:18:27 PM   
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Yes I know...it's the kilt that confuzzles people!


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RE: This Just In! - 4/22/2009 4:39:45 PM   
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RE: This Just In! - 4/22/2009 4:45:52 PM   
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