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Spice up your love life - 4/22/2009 7:13:12 AM

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My mate said to me today, "you should spice up your sex life with a bit of bondage"

How the fuck can I masturbate when I'm tied up?

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/22/2009 7:16:12 AM

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LOL

When people have conversations around ideas for spicing up love lives I have to leave the room.... a couple of close friends know my preferred lifestyle and eyes start rolling.... then I'm done for - start imagining the conversation going along certain line.......and a woman who has had four very large children really needs to take care where she laughs!

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/22/2009 7:20:28 AM

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I must admit to have taken a few more discrete friends to a kitchen or unused room to talk things through with them in the past. The odd pointer here and there.
One mate responded with "F'kin hell mate, when I said I wanted to spice it up I was referring to a dash of pepper, not a f'kin vindaloo!"
It still makes me chuckle.

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/22/2009 9:56:23 PM

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First rule, don't tie your thumbs to your hands.

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/22/2009 10:52:23 PM

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I love the f'kin vindaloo! comment

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/23/2009 5:10:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
First rule, don't tie your thumbs to your hands.

lol. I wear a pair of Yuil thumb cuffs on my belt loop.

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I love the f'kin vindaloo! comment

He's a funny lad but I've never met a less kinky person in all my life. His idea of variety in the bedroom is not using the missionary position. I couldn't resist telling him the more interesting sides of BDSM. His lass was showing some serious interest. He went straight past turning white to cyanosed!

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/23/2009 9:33:33 AM

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He's a funny lad but I've never met a less kinky person in all my life. His idea of variety in the bedroom is not using the missionary position. I couldn't resist telling him the more interesting sides of BDSM. His lass was showing some serious interest. He went straight past turning white to cyanosed!

I feel sorry for his wife, I know I would die in a purely vanilla relationship

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RE: Spice up your love life - 4/23/2009 9:48:57 AM

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When we say "spice up," are we talking about things like tabasco sauce? Or ginger fingers?

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