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Blonde joke - 4/22/2009 6:20:30 PM

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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great; I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'.
I asked, "What do you mean there's more".
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew.

She said.... (You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home
pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!'

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RE: Blonde joke - 4/22/2009 6:25:46 PM

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snorts..thankyou for the laugh Bear...lol I love that ad for the home test that says "its the most advanced piece of technology you have ever peed on'
Altho the other commercial says, 1 in four women misread their pregnancy test. weird that it still happens in the 21st century.
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RE: Blonde joke - 4/22/2009 7:09:53 PM

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lol

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RE: Blonde joke - 4/22/2009 9:41:46 PM

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Good thing they weren't in multi-packs!

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RE: Blonde joke - 4/22/2009 10:59:21 PM

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lol

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RE: Blonde joke - 4/23/2009 5:53:28 AM

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