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MissEnchanted -> takes how many to screw in a lightbulb? (4/23/2009 3:28:19 AM)
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HOW MANY SUBMISSIVES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
1 to say she's not allowed to change a light bulb without Master's permission;
3 to say they're not even allowed to talk about changing a lightbulb without Master's permission;
1 to say, "well, that's why I'm glad I'm a sub and not a slave;"
15 to take offense to that statement as slaves;
56 to become embroiled in a discussion about what defines a slave vs. a sub;
3 peacemakers to point out that the definition of slave and sub is complicated, and different for everyone;
1 to finally overcome their submissive nature, take the initiative, and go to the store to pick one out;
4 to stress out on her return whether or not that particular light bulb casts the most pleasing glow for Master or Dom's pleasure;
1 to begin to screw it in anyway;
6 to debate if that's the right way to screw it in, because they do it differently;
1 to say, "well, I do it differently because I am a slave, not just a sub';
15 to take offense to the "not just a sub" phrasing;
78 to become embroiled in a hot debate over who's better, a sub or a slave;
3 to act as peacemakers and point out that the important thing is to change the light bulb according to their own kinks and beliefs;
1 to once again take the initiative to start screwing in the bulb;
436 to remind the sub that she needs to use lube every time;
5 to argue that it's more exciting to just do it dry;
436 to say, "well then, I hope you are stocking up on Depends";
1 to tell that urban legend about the person who tried to 'insert' a light bulb and ended up in the ER;
1 to comment that she and Master use the Gorean ritual to change lightbulbs while cryptically leaving out what that entails;
4 to say they don't change lightbulbs because they're only submissive in the bedroom;
19 to comment that, for them, BDSM is about a lot more than sex;
6 to make cheeky, naughty comments about sex with their Master or Dom anyway;
33 to soothe the sub afterwards, when she worries she did not install the light bulb well enough to please Master or Dom.
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HOW MANY MASTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
None...they make their submissives do it.
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