Talk Like Shakespeare Day in Chicago! (Full Version)

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ThatDaveGuy69 -> Talk Like Shakespeare Day in Chicago! (4/23/2009 7:04:09 AM)

'tis a glorious day throughout the land as his wise and noble Highness, King Richard, the 2nd, has decreed that henceforth and throught the length of the day we are to speak as The Bard!

So join with me good sirs and ladies as we discard the vulgar toungue of the commoner and embrace the gilded prose of the ages!

To set things in motion, I have developed a short list of handy phrases that may be put to good use.  Remember: the play-on-word's the thing!

Nay, I am in earnest!
King Rinchard, II - Kingdom of Chicago
No, I really mean it!

Feast upon my pantaloons!
Bart Simpson
Eat my shorts!

How fair THEE?!
Joey Tribbiani (Friends)
How YOU doin'?!

'tis glorious to be among the living!
Lin Brehmer - WXRT
It's great to be alive!

I prey thee: make me not angry,
Thou would dislike me angered.
David Banner/Bill Bixby - the Incredible Hulk
Don't make me agry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Enjoyeth!

~Dave




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