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Gauge -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/2/2006 4:32:24 PM)

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Proof that girls are evil:



Women aren't evil... until you marry them. THEN all bets are off!

The best birth control that I ever used was wedding cake.




IrishMist -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/2/2006 4:39:47 PM)

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The best birth control that I ever used was wedding cake


LMFAO




Tine11 -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/2/2006 4:53:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: IrishMist


/sniff

But I so wanted to be evil

/stomps foot in frustration

Ok, who has the 'how to be evil guidebook' ? I need to borrow it.


I got it, it was the only way i made it through high school and was still able to keep my sanity. Your are welcome to barrow it as long you promis to use it to its fullest extent.

*sheepeish evil smile*




IrishMist -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/2/2006 6:01:38 PM)

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I got it, it was the only way i made it through high school and was still able to keep my sanity. Your are welcome to barrow it as long you promis to use it to its fullest extent.

*sheepeish evil smile*


/puts hand over heart

I promise




unownedredhead -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/7/2006 11:38:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: IronBear
Ergo they must be agents of the devil!" [;)]


Are you sure? I am pretty sure the devil is an agent of ours! >=)






Tapestry -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/8/2006 5:44:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: atlcouple2

Proof that girls are evil:

First we state thet girls require time and money:

girls= time x money

And as we all know "Time is Money":

Time=money

Therefore:

Girls=money x money = (money)2 <- this is money squared

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = the square root of evil

Therefore
girls= the squareroot of evil squared.


And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls= evil

Now for you math geniuses... this should make a lot of sense. I had to look at it twice and I did finally figure it out. LOL Hope everyone enjoys it. Does anyone have anything like this they would like to share? Any comments or questions?


Well, i'm not really all that good at math, so i don't know about this equation thingy.
But I do know that i can be just as evil as Master wants me to be [;)]
mmmmmmmmmmmm




HouseofBear -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/10/2006 5:41:10 PM)

And the problem with being evil is????




krikket -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/11/2006 12:41:05 PM)

Well, geez, wish someone woulda told me sooner..i've sure wasted a lot of time..lol

jimnie



quote:

ORIGINAL: atlcouple2

Proof that girls are evil:

First we state thet girls require time and money:

girls= time x money

And as we all know "Time is Money":

Time=money

Therefore:

Girls=money x money = (money)2 <- this is money squared

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = the square root of evil

Therefore
girls= the squareroot of evil squared.


And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls= evil

Now for you math geniuses... this should make a lot of sense. I had to look at it twice and I did finally figure it out. LOL Hope everyone enjoys it. Does anyone have anything like this they would like to share? Any comments or questions?






delectablepink -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/12/2006 8:16:24 AM)

Great song Fergus.

Back to the Op; "Time = Money" is slang, not a fact. Your logic is therefore flawed.

delectable pink




MadameDahlia -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/12/2006 8:24:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: IronBear

If and I repeat IF all women are evil, then can we trust them? After all some wize (or unwise if his lady heard his comment), sage stated that "You cant trust a woman! How can you trust someone who bleeds every month and never dies? Ergo they must be agents of the devil!" [;)]


Good grief... if that's the case I've got to be the Devil. Every month... Child's play! Try constantly for six straight months... Harumph.




fergus -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/12/2006 8:34:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: delectablepink

Great song Fergus.

Back to the Op; "Time = Money" is slang, not a fact. Your logic is therefore flawed.

delectable pink



Actually, it is a fact .... more than just slang, since the creation of artificial time, money, labor, time are all irrevocably linked.

There is natural time, nnamely days, months, years. If we were not here, this measurements of time would still exist. and effect the world (growth cycles and such).

Hours, minutes, and weeks are arbitrary time diliniations made by humankind upon inventing things like the clock. If we were NOT here, there would be no 'hours' ... and if we chose to have had a 100 minutes in an hour, we would have ... just commonaliry developed it the way it did.

So how does this relate to money? first we must look at labor.

Labor is a commodity, like gold, or oil, or basically anything that is bought and sold. But, before artificial time, labor really wasn't measured as such (at least not beyong the divisions of days and months).

So, if you were going to make ... say ... a table. How long did it take? It took the time to make a tabe, no more, no less. But as soon as that time could be measured in terms of hours, suddenly, it took x amount of hours. The guy in the next town can make them in x-n hours, and there fore use less labor, less resources, can sell the table for less.

Of course, this has caused a steady decline in the quality of goods, as instead of it merely being a matter of saving on materials, we now also have placed real value on time and try to save on that as well.

So, yes, time = money ... but only becasue we have amde it so.

fergus




samwise213 -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/12/2006 6:35:53 PM)

Now, then... If a picture is worth a thousand words, but talk is cheap... What does this say about Picasso's works?

I mean, sci-fi writers used to be lucky to get 5 cents a word (I think that's changed now)... Paintings shouldn't be more than $50...




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Here is proof. All women are evil (2/21/2006 7:31:14 PM)

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