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VeryNastyDom -> Mrs. Smith gets even (4/24/2009 11:56:27 AM)
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Mrs Smith had recently lost her husband, the funeral was tomorrow and she received a call from the funeral parlour. “Hello Mrs Smith, we have a problem with your husband, could you come down”? “What’s the problem”? She asked “It is rather delicate, I would rather not discuss it over the phone”. So she agreed to go to the funeral home.
On arrival she was ushered into a room, her husband was layed out in his coffin with a sheet over him. “Here is the problem” the funeral director said, pulling off the sheet to reveal her husband lying there with a very obvious erection. “As I am sure you are aware Mrs Smith, your husband is very well endowed and as rigor mortis has now set in we can’t get the lid on the coffin and to be honest we don’t know what to do”.
“It’s simple” she told him, “cut it off” “What? Are you sure”? The director asked totally surprised. “Oh yes”, she said. “Cut it off”. Eventually persuaded the director got a saw and did as she had said. He was then left with the embarrassing problem of what to do with it. “Shove it up his ass” she told him. Again the director was amazed but did as she bid.
She then told the director “now would you please leave me alone with my husband for a few minutes”? “Yes - yes of course” he told her and left the room. She bent over the coffin and looked down at him, as she did so she saw one small tear appear in the corner of his eye and slowly drip down the side of his face. She whispered quietly to him……..
“Fucking hurts doesn’t it”?
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