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Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 4:24:20 AM   
InTonguesslut


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Status: offline 		Ok so i have had a bad back from sleeping on an air bed and have been using deep freeze spray on it. Well last night i got into bed, sprayed my own back, difficult !!
Laid down to read and decided that actually i wanted to masturbate. Great, yep it was until...............


about ten minutes later i was laid in burning pain. I must have got some deep freeze on my hands and in turn got in on my foofa - youch.

Talk about self torture

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 4:30:36 AM   
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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 10:08:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL!  Okay, that sounds like something that I would do, and enjoy WAY too much... 

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:19:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		It was slightly scary at the time until i realised what the hell was going on.

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:25:03 PM   
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Why is it people give sadists so much to work with? *chuckling* My submissive is going to HATE you for supplying my overactive imagination with extra material...


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...





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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:26:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		An ex girlfriend went to an Ann Summers party and one of the products for sale there was a 'delay spray' which you spray on a guy after he has become hard to delay orgasm.
One woman chimed in with 'I sprayed my husband before getting him up and he was stuck limp all night' and another said 'Yeah and it makes your lips go numb'

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:26:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: InTonguesslut

It was slightly scary at the time until i realised what the hell was going on.


So now you'll do it on purpose next time? 

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:39:00 PM   
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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 12:42:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		I got many but the really Good ones will stay with me beyond the grave they are beyond embarassing.

Here is one that I will share though.

Also Involves Masturbation.

I had got in the habbit of putting on Icy Hot after working out to help soothe the calves and shoulders, I would use my sweat towl to wipe away the excess and when I got home throw everything into the wash. Well before I put everything in the wash I cranked one out and then went to go find a clean up rag, without thinking I grabbed the sweat towl and well it was a fun 30 seconds waiting for the water to warm up enough to wash this stuff out as quickly as I could..... Side note Warm to Hot water feels like Shards of Glass hitting the Penis when it has been subjected to Icy Hot and well the screams will wake everyone up and explaining to them why you are screaming is hard to do.

Like I said this is one of ther Least embarassing ones.

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RE: Stupid is as stupid does..... - 4/27/2009 1:23:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		i did that once, was so doped up after surgery a few months ago i put something similar on my back and went to sleep.  i was sore from laying on that stupid surgical table, i figured i'd wake up feeling much better.  i woke up much sooner than i expected thinking someone had lit me on fire!  i don't know if i scratched an itch in my sleep or what and at first the percocet i'd taken had me seriously zoned, i didn't know where i was or what had happened or anything, i was just straight up panicked.  took me a little bit to remember i was home and what i'd done. when i remembered the stuff i'd smeared all over my lower back, boy did i feel stupid!!!!!  i didn't even have the benefit of having any fun, just a drug induced semi-coma and sheer stupidity.
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