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Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 10:15:52 AM

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A female loves to golf with her husband, but her game could improve, so she decides to take private lessons. The wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says,
"No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife takes the advice, swings & Thump. The ball goes straight down the fairway...about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says with a straight face.
"Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 11:03:42 AM

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 11:31:08 AM

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Nice one.

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 2:35:07 PM

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lol, now that is talent with the mouth

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 3:07:31 PM

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LMAO loved it

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/29/2009 9:51:26 PM

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RE: Female Golfer - 4/30/2009 12:35:08 PM

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That's cute. Bet she will be popular at the clubhouse on the green.

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RE: Female Golfer - 5/2/2009 3:58:13 AM

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I've heard from a reliable source that this woman flutters her husband's putter when she kisses his balls for luck before he plays a round....

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RE: Female Golfer - 5/7/2009 5:12:33 PM

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FUNNY !

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