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FourQ -> DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 10:36:40 AM)

A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a DVD of his favourite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of Fawlty Towers.

Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex.

After a few seconds, he cums in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.

She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."




LadyPact -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 10:39:49 AM)

Good one, Q!




PhilaMale1958 -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 10:42:51 AM)

OUCH 




sirsholly -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 10:53:32 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




NightTigress -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 2:52:57 PM)

Ouch 




GreedyTop -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/29/2009 11:02:52 PM)

yikes.... LOL




MadAxeman -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/30/2009 4:38:38 AM)

And that's how we make Kendall mint cake...




NightTigress -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/30/2009 10:25:23 AM)

The sad part is the most unbelievable part of this for me, the guy sharing his cookies. I have talked to people that were deployed, cookies are worth more than gold 




kinkienesss -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/30/2009 11:28:26 AM)

[:D][:D][:D]




SteelofUtah -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/30/2009 11:42:09 AM)

This was in the Movie JarHead

Not this exact situation but the same concept.

It isn't funny, While Deployed many men get left and find out thier wife was cheating.

I believe soldiers deserve more than that...... especially because we give them guns.

As for Cheating while Deployed, yes it happens and it is wrong when it does, but the numbers are stacked in favor of the State side wife screwing a Brother of Best Friend and the soldier coming home just in time to attend thier girls wedding to their 4F Friend.

I get the joke..... just don't find it funny as much as I find it true and sad.

Steel




Vendaval -> RE: DVD and cookies (4/30/2009 12:33:40 PM)

The special sauce strikes again.




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