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Blow jobs - 4/29/2009 10:57:33 AM

FourQ

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I got arrested the other day for getting a blowjob whilst driving.
Apparently having my head between my legs isn't safe driving practice...

Why don't you ever meet guys who can suck their own cock?
Because they haven't left the house yet.

My sub says she doesn't like the taste of semen.
Well, she doesn't seem to mind it in her coffee.

According to recent studies, blow jobs are a healthy breakfast for women.
They come with one sausage, two nuts and a protein shot.
Stay healthy, suck dick!

My sub just can't bring herself to swallow.
But she's big enough to take failure on the chin.

I was talking to a sub who she said she has a great sense of humour.
I'm curious to see how she can tell jokes with a cock in her mouth.

No bloke has a problem so great that a blow job and a pint would not make better.

What's the kindest way to break up with a bloke?
"Do you mind if I gave you one last blow job?"

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/29/2009 11:01:16 AM

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/29/2009 2:38:28 PM

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I am noticing a trend FourQ

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/29/2009 3:40:55 PM

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I'm fortunate enough to have good sources for such e-mails.
Unfortunately it's all (written) talk and no (action in the) trousers.

I just post what I get.... well, the suitable ones.

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/30/2009 4:40:34 AM

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We want unsuitable

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/30/2009 6:20:51 AM

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RE: Blow jobs - 4/30/2009 10:36:00 AM

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No point mate, they'd just get moderated.

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RE: Blow jobs - 5/1/2009 12:44:27 AM

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Steak and a blow-job day is not just for weekends and special occasions!

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RE: Blow jobs - 5/1/2009 4:06:09 AM

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14th of March as I recall?

Damn - I've missed it.

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