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Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 12:57:13 PM   
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1.Beer is always wet. Vaginas needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER

20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 9

That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER

Additional: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER ((((((((sorry girls))))))))

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 1:00:29 PM   
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20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice.


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 1:09:35 PM   
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You don't have to accompany beer to a boring antique store just so you'll get some beer that night (one point to beer).

Beer doesn't nag you to fix the railing on the stairs (one point to beer).

Beer doesn't yelp, moan and wiggle it's ass nicely when you spank it (point to vagina).

You can yell "beer me!" all you want but beer will never fetch itself for you (point to vagina).

Beer doesn't freak out on you if you leave the toilet seat up (point to beer).

Looks like beer is still ahead.


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 1:27:58 PM   
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If you yell out "Vagina me" I'd be highly surprised if you get that either.
Oh, and nagging you for not fixing the railing on the stairs after six years isn't her fault.


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 2:28:48 PM   
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cute, and hey if a guy would rather have beer there are plenty of men in the sea

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 3:35:38 PM   
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Those who know me well enough will get another giggle from it - I'm a hetero teetotaler!

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 5:15:22 PM   
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Soooo.... you only drink 'straight' tea?

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 6:03:06 PM   
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If you go into work smelling like vaginas you won't get fired.

If you binge on vaginas you won't end up in the hospital.

Vaginas don't give you hangovers.

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 6:08:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

If you go into work smelling like vaginas you won't get fired.

If you binge on vaginas you won't end up in the hospital.

Vaginas don't give you hangovers.

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 6:10:27 PM   
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It doesnt matter how the points stack up. For most men vaginas will win no matter the scoring.

They can live without beer but not without vagina.

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 8:44:30 PM   
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They can live without beer but not without vagina.
Not entirely true....however I can't say for sure, since the vaginas on offer have been scarce to the point of noexistance of late (so has the beer, come to think of it)

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 9:46:49 PM   
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id take pussy over beer any day npt matter how the points stack up

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/29/2009 10:01:56 PM   
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Considering I do not like beer it is a very easy choice for me

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 12:52:14 AM   
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hmm, I had a beer yesterday.  ..scratches his head and tries to remember...


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 2:27:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
They can live without beer but not without vagina.

Well, it's been five months so far and I'm still breathing!


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 2:38:09 AM   
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If I had to choose between beer and vagina..then I'd choose the beer
heck I won't be getting vagina's when I'm old! at least not yummie ones but the beer will always be the same
..soooooo being a woman..yup beer wins!


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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 4:29:49 AM   
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Beer is readily available in the shops, stacked to the ceiling.



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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 5:08:34 AM   
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Took the words right out of my mouth FourQ. LOL

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 7:26:24 AM   
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The legal age for slurping a vagina is actually lower than the legal age for slurping a beer – point vagina.

Slurping on a vagina with your curtains open can get you arrested – point beer

Beer comes in easy to carry six-packs – point beer.

There is a reason why men take beer fishing but not vaginas, and you know what it is – point beer.

Overindulge in beer and you’ll wind up a bum sleeping in a ditch, overindulge in vagina and you’ll wind up scratching your privates in a clinic – let’s call this one a draw.

You can’t enter into a kinky relationship with beer where the beer willingly gets on its hands and knees and scrubs your kitchen floor while wearing nothing but a collar – 1000 points to vagina!

Looks like vagina has taken the lead!

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RE: Beer vs. Vagina - 4/30/2009 8:33:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

It doesnt matter how the points stack up. For most men vaginas will win no matter the scoring.

They can live without beer but not without vagina.


Well, you may be partially correct...but it's ultimately all about ownership.

Beer is rented....that's a known fact....as soon as the payments are overdue....smart men release the beer.

Likewise....the one thing that the 90's taught every smart man is....lease.

Ownership only insures that you get last years model....at 3 years ago pricing.

I'm not a big fan of rentals....but I do like the concept of turning a lease back after 3 years....with mileage.

(And trust me....that new leather smell....it's a wonderful thing :) )



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