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stella41b -> Husband and wife (4/30/2009 12:15:28 AM)

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.

"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.

"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.

"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"




BKSir -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 12:19:16 AM)

*snort!*  Classic!





AngelGeena -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 12:52:48 AM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]




MadAxeman -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 10:21:18 AM)

I think there might be some confusion about the interpretation of
'will work for chips'




GreedyTop -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 10:30:51 AM)

*snort*




kinkienesss -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 11:26:03 AM)

lol




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 11:28:18 AM)

Sigh* I miss giving Blowjobs.[:o]




purepleasure -> RE: Husband and wife (4/30/2009 12:31:34 PM)

lushy, you're not the only one   ~forlorn sigh~




rubberpet -> RE: Husband and wife (5/2/2009 4:04:59 AM)

Now, now, Luscious and purepleasure...I'm sure there are quite a few guys that would love to help you two with your "oral fixations". Keep that chin up...it makes a nice target...LOL [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Husband and wife (5/3/2009 4:40:19 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




GoodFeathers -> RE: Husband and wife (5/3/2009 10:21:08 AM)

mmm...oral fixations...*licks lips and starts to drool*  Mmm...






BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Husband and wife (5/3/2009 10:28:26 AM)

There isn't many around that can give good head any more, whats happening to todays youths smile..I would be willing to teach a few dozen or two of young female sluts, my door is always open ..bounty




hopelessfool -> RE: Husband and wife (5/3/2009 4:11:37 PM)

because of porn... only the older porn shows an actual blow job... not just sitting sucking at the head... just because your mouths involved doesnt make it a blow job... -slips off muttering something about stupid porn stars-





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