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liltxsubby -> Dopey and the Nun? (2/2/2006 7:04:50 PM)
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The 7 dwarfs finally get a meeting with the Pope and Dopey kneels in front of him." You're Majesty, are there any female dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" The Pope looks at Dopey, after thinking the question was rather odd and replies, " Why no Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the Vatican. The other dwarfs in the background behind Dopey begin smirking and getting antsy. Dopey quickly turns around and shushes them.
Dopey asks again," Your Majesty, Are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?" The Pope thinks for a minute at this odd question and replies, " Why no Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." The other dwarfs begin giggling and laughing at Dopey. He turns around and gives them an evil glare and the hush quickly.
Dopey again asks the Pope," Your Majesty, are there any dwarf nuns throughout the entire globe?" The pope again thinks for a minute at the rather odd question and replies, " No sir, there are no dwarf nuns in the world." The other dwarfs begin rolling on the ground in laughter with tears running down their faces as they chant," Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Hope this will lighten your day:0)
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