The prostitute

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FourQ -> The prostitute (5/2/2009 10:56:49 AM)
A man is walking down the street and bumps into a prostitute. After some deliberation, he ends up in a hotel room with her. She begins to undress and as she takes of her thong. The man has a look of disgust and shock. "What's the matter? You never seen one of these since you crawled out of one?" "Yes," he replied, "I've just never seen one that I could crawl back into."

breatheasone -> RE: The prostitute (5/2/2009 10:59:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ A man is walking down the street and bumps into a prostitute. After some deliberation, he ends up in a hotel room with her. She begins to undress and as she takes of her thong. The man has a look of disgust and shock. "What's the matter? You never seen one of these since you crawled out of one?" "Yes," he replied, "I've just never seen one that I could crawl back into." i don't get it.... Why would the man be grossed out by a thong?....

Kat713 -> RE: The prostitute (5/2/2009 12:21:19 PM)
Lol no, as she took off her thong the man could now see her vagina and the hole was really wide and big (he can crawl back into it). Probably because she is a prostitue she has been fucked so many times.

Vendaval -> RE: The prostitute (5/2/2009 12:30:22 PM)
Hello...hello....helloo...echo .....echo....

breatheasone -> RE: The prostitute (5/3/2009 1:48:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kat713 Lol no, as she took off her thong the man could now see her vagina and the hole was really wide and big (he can crawl back into it). Probably because she is a prostitue she has been fucked so many times. Oh, ok ...well hell if her puss is that big how the hell did a thong hide it in the 1st place...gee whiz.[8\|]

breatheasone -> RE: The prostitute (5/3/2009 1:54:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Hello...hello....helloo...echo .....echo.... BTW.... this ones pretty cute... This guy finally gets to go down on his girl friend. So he gets down to business and she hears... "Gee you got a big pussy." ..."Gee you got a big pussy." embarrassed she retorts, "I know but did you have to say it twice!" ... he looks up confused and says, "I didn't."....[sm=mrpuffy.gif]

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